And now, here are the psycho twins themselves...
*Sarah* Hi, we be Sarah and Maggie.
*Maggie* The creators of this purely insane page.
*Sarah* Our mission is to promote paranoia and fear.
*Maggie* As well as Toastertarianism and the BIC conspiracy.
*Sarah* Not to mention the fact that we also have the inside scoop on our parents and their current cases...
*Maggie* Government conspiracies...
*Sarah* And the story of our lives.
*Maggie* Sit back.
*Sarah* Relax.
*Both* And enjoy the ride.
*Enter theme music here*
*Maggie* Did we warn them about the lime-green jello?
*Sarah* Or the talking Coffee Pots?
*Maggie* Or the wrath of an angry Toaster?
*Sarah* Um, no?
*Maggie* Oh well.
*Sarah* So be it.
*Maggie* Just watch your back... you should be okay then.
*Sarah* Unless the FBBN van is watching you.
*Maggie* Sarah, that van is only in your head.
*Sarah* Is not!
*Maggie* Sure, fine, whatever.
*Sarah* Thippet.
*Maggie* Oh I wish I were an Oscer Meyer Weiner...
*Sarah* Hey Maggs?
*Maggie* Hey yeah?
*Sarah*...WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!?!
Ummm...yeah, what was fun. Go check out the page now.
