By Maggs
look! a frog on my toe woe is me golly, i do like S P A M. do you like spam? my sister likes hats another sister loves star wars we all do we all bite dogs the frog smells bad it smells like cheese cheese souflee i like cheese souflee it's so very cheesy god i hate melodrama ::hint:: toaster! toaster! toaster! toaster! oh, i have to fart no i don't, what a nutcase cha ching! cha ching! ba boom! isn't onomotopoeia simply the greatest? can i borrow elvis? thanks! sure, fine, whatever. i can't think of a more undignified way to go than... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! float in purgatory, bitch. give me your shoe and i'll buy you a coke honk quack ...KRYS! moo screw ha ha, dex and maggie, yes baby! *snort* my stomach hurts balloon, see the balloon? bag o' helium looks like 86 is your lucky number damn the van see spam see spam run run spam, run! i get to see my sarahbellum tomorrow oh my toaster the baby spit up those carrots look GROSS, MAN! wow,, life is like a box of chocolates causing horrid allergic reactions and giving you a constant stomachache dani, if you read this, send me our pics! time for tubbie bye bye all done bye bye. sorry, puny mortals, i'm baa-aaack! oh allergies damn them the cat oh hell *meow* *ME-OW*, quoth the maggster *Purrrrr* la la la...KILL THE KITTIE! tempus mori, buh bye for now evil things!
auto-erotic axphixiation
On a much darker note, I, Margaret Ann Mulder, have decided to enter into my poetry page, the equivilant to Dani's LITTLE BLUE NOTEBOOK. It's the LITTLE SPIRAL NOTEBOOK -WIDE RULE-. This is my real poetry, the scary stuff, and I must warn you, content is rated R. You have been warned.
