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The Mirror Conspiracy



I'm afraid of BIC pens. I'm afraid of V8 Splash. But I am seriously, seriously paranoid of mirrors.

Something you use to fix your hair, make sure you don't have food all over your face or to just bask in your beauty. Did you ever stop and think that maybe, just maybe, there is a little camera in there?? Well I didn't. I think your double is there, and that they live in a universe parallel to our own.

Where I am part of the FBBN and use BICs on a daily basis, where some people say that everything is "Super Red" and not "Supa Green", where others drive around in the conspiracy van around all day long, looking for unexpected Men in Black wearing their sunglasses and eating their Lime Jell-o. A place where no one tries to take over the world on 11/21, a place where no gifts are exchanged on 10/13.

Where lefties are righties, and righties are lefties, and the oddity ambidextrous ones like me use everything in reverse, left for writing, right for everything else, for example. Where everyone who is good is evil, and everyone who is evil is good. Where the Freshmen rule and the Seniors suck. You get the point.

Next time you venture to look into a mirror, think. And when you walk away from that mirror, wonder if your double has walked back to look at themself.

Maybe you should check.


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