The extended family of Mulder's stared at their new house.
It was a bright and sunny day all around them. Their new house was actually a mansion, a huge one at that. One that looked like it should have a butler and maids in skirts that were too short. Large, dead gardens surrounded the brick mansion. Thunderclouds loomed overhead for as far as the property stretched.
"Killer," Maggie commented.
In 1905, the richest man in America, Joe Banana, had moved their with his young bride, Suzette. They had three (EWWWWW!!!) children together, LeAnn, Taylor and Diana (all girls). In 1913, everyone was slaughtered. The house was immediatly inhabited by their ghosts, and the house was for sale for 21 dollars. Seeing the good deal and potential proof of paranormal phemonena, Mulder and Scully bought the house.
The seven of them went inside, claimed room, got their furniture put in place, unpacked, etc. etc. etc. Maggie, Sarah and Dani converted one of the scarier bedrooms into their personal "Thippet Parlor" as Sarah put it.
"Thippit!" whined Dani.
"THIPPET!" roared Maggie and Sarah, threatening their sisters life with glue and staple guns. Dani thought 'Thippit' to herself.
"I can make you leave," the ghost taunted in a babyish voice.
"No way," Sarah challenged.
"MMMBop," she began to sing.
Maggie pulled out her gluegun and glued the ghost back to hell. Sobbing, the girls consoled each other. Once through, they went off in search of the refrigerator. They needed some truth after such a terrible song. Where's the truth in MMMBop? What's an MMMBop anyways? Now I'm pissed....ARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARG...etcetera...
El Endo.
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