Apparently, I was raised by Eve6 and Chris Carter, but Mulder found me in
the street saying that I lived with my mother, Marita Covarrubias, and some
guy named Alex Krycek (Ari's Dad) I think. I can't be sure about that. I
guess we were all brainwashed to forget I existed.
Mulder's pretty cool (I mean, he goes out and tries to abduct aliens for
Toaster's sake!), so long as he's not eating onions too! Sunflower seeds I
don't mind, but what is with these people and onions? Ugh, I swear I'm
going to be allergic to them before long.
Arielle. I don't like her at all, that bitch, and what's with her and
bananas? Just as well she's not around that much, because I don't know what
I'd do. I'll admit, she can cook, but after that stunt she pulled at Missy
and Samantha's christening, she became number one on my hit list. (Okay, so
I kinda lied to Mulder about not making them anymore...I do...just not as
often.) Maybe I'll just go make a voodoo doll of her. After all, we are at
war now.
Sarah and Maggie. They are probably the most coolarifically dudical people
I've ever met. They're so malicious and evil, yet strange and wacko in a
terrifying way...I love it! They are the most off the wall people I've met,
not to mention they worship the Toaster too. Too bad their not also
Wiccans, like me. Maybe I'll con them into it sometime. I'd love to have a
seance.
Missy and Samantha. What can I say, they're starting to take after their
sisters already. They love terrorizing Ariella, but by some milagro,
they're normally pretty good when I'm taking care of them. While I don't
think they're going to live up to their sisters' reputation, they're going
to make one of their own someday.
Charlie. He's not even born yet, but I can tell he'll be the normal one. I
guess there had to be at least one.
Stinky the Goose. *HONK!* Stinky's great! He loves terrorizing Ariella
too! I've trained him well. *evil grin* Plus, he'll eat the evidence
(namely hit lists).
Ella the Duck. I don't really know her that well, but if she's half as
crazy as Stinky she'll be okay.
Casper the Albino Snake. I love him to death! Why else would I have gotten
him? Okay, granted, scaring Ari was sort of a large factor, but he is
absolutely the sweetest snake I have ever seen! Okay, sure, he gets out
occasionally, but that doesn't really matter. It's not like he's going to
eat any of the twins or Stinky or anything....I hope...
I suppose that's all I have time for. I've got to make another trip to the
store where I get all my supplies for Wicca because I'm holding a ceremony
tonight. You know, when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns
with Mars...never mind.
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BTW: Sarah and Maggs have been lying. It's really *thippIt*. That way is
right. Their way is wrong. Trust me on this one.
*thippit* <~~ Right!
*thippet* <~~ WRONG!!!
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