*Brynn* MAGGSLEE!
*Maggie* SARAHBELLUM!
*They run to hug each other and bash heads instead*
*Jellyfish* Where are we?
*Brynn is still hugging Maggie. She shrieks* The place! We've finally met in the place with no darkness!
*Maggie* DOODY, HI!
*Brynn and Krys* HI DODDY!
*Jellyfish* Bee ba bee boo.
*Maggie suddenly sits on the floor* I want my toaster!
*They all look around. They are in the middle of a sunny clearing with green grass, a few deer and a couple of bluebirds of happiness.*
*Jellyfish says in a heavy German accent* No toasters around here.
*Krys* Let's go on an adventure!
*Brynn* Quest for the toaster!
*Jellyfish begins to sing* Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us!
*Everyone is very quiet for a moment or so. Then...*
*Maggie* In this house, we like Doody.
*J* Why are we here?
*Clay* I don't know, but we rhyme.
*Krys* God I'm hungry.
*Maggie* Do I look like I care?
*Krys* No, but you sure smell like you could use a bath.
*Maggie turns around and whacks Krys over the head with a large baseball bat which appeared out of nowhere, and the bat returns to nowhere*
*Krys rubs her head* Sheesh. Larry, Mary, Barry, Tarry...NICKLE!
*Brynn* Krys, darling, if you don't shut up I may have some more murderous impulses.
*Jellyfish* My intuition tells me to turn left.
*Brynn looks ahead of them. There is a straight path. To their direct left is a swift drop. On the ground it a large knife.*
*Krys* Yup, that's it, turn left.
*Jellyfish* WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
*Maggie stomps her foot hard and screams at the top of her lungs. Jellyfish tries to scream louder, then Maggie does, until finally, the sound makes its way into the "normal" world.*
*Cass falls from the sky and lands flat on her back. Maggie and Jellyfish stop screaming to look at Cass, who, in a long flowered skirt, is lying on her back singing "It's Raining Men."*
*Brynn* It's not raining men, fuzzball, it's raining Cass.
*Cass* Peace...love...joy...I think Janitor Bill got me. Where is he anyways?
*Janitor Bill* Right here.
*All scream, and look, alas no one is there*
*Cass* Who said that?
*Krys looks sheepish* Me.
*Maggie goes over and begins to beat her up while Brynn and Cass talk*
*Cass* Where are we?
*Brynn* The place with no darkness.
*Cass* Um, yeah, that explains a lot. Where are we going?
*Maggie and Krys roll by in a cloud of smoke*
*Brynn* We're on a quest for the toaster.
*Cass* Oh. Yeah. Of course.
*Maggie beginsto cry and hugs Krys* I'M SORRY!
*Krys* Sure, fine, whatever. Let's go.
*Evil Blender* But master, why would we kill these psychotic so-called people?
*Evil Toaster* Because they have uncovered the most henious and appaling conspiracy of all...they know about them.
*Evil Blender* The underwear named after the little blue Niophitan?
*Evil Toaster* No no no! The...BIC PENS!!
*CSM takes a puff*
