*The members of the BIC Syndicate: the Evil Toaster, the Evil Blender, Darth Vader, a charbroiled Brit that just got another manicure, and "J." are in a multi-dimensional-portal-opener room thingie (That's just a long and complex name for a room with upside-down looking glasses). CSM is in the corner burning evidence.*
*Evil Toaster* Put the spleen over there, next to the ice picks.
*Evil Blender (AKA:Egore)* Yes, Masta. *he does as he's told*
*Vader demonsrates his funky breathing problems.*
*CSM* I smoked all my life and I still don't breathe like that.
*Vader flicks CSM off.*
MEANWHILE...
*do de do do, do de do do, do de do do...you get the point...*
*In The Place Of No Darkness, Krys and Cass are playing with action figures, Fish has a mysterious squirrel-like growth comming out of her arm (N-U-T-S), Brynnie's reading "1984" by George Orwell, and Maggie sitting there, pouting, and poking Brynn every 10.13 seconds.*
*Brynn turns around* OH WOLD YOU BLOODY STOP IT!!!
*Maggie sticks out her tounge* Thippit *and frolicks off merrily to play with the baby dear and the bluebirds of happiness.*
*Cass* What the 'ell was that all about?
*Krys makes Scully and Luke dance while Mulder and Leia boogie.*
*The Fish sings N-U-T-S*
MEANWHILE...
*do de do do, do de do do, do de do do...you get the point...*
*Back in the Fuller bathrooms...*
*Dex* Why are we in here anywayS?
*Clay* Cass! Cass! Where are you?!
*Through the looking glass, the Evil Toaster snickers.*
*J.* Okay, that's it, I'm leaving. Bye all, its been fun! *mutters as he walks off* Sort of.
*Everyone shrugs, and after a few minutes, they begin to wander the halls again. Pretty soon, they stumble upon the passed-out body of J.*
*Dex* Holy Pokemon!
*Becky* That's holy Toaster to you, mister!
*Dex* Sure...fine...whatever!
*J. comes to* Whoa, that was some pretty gnarly stuff there...
*J.'s mom pops in for a cameo* Jeffery, have you been dropping acid again?
*J.* Whaddya mean "again"?!
*J.'s mom shape-shifts into Janitor Bill and everyone scatters screaming. Eventually, they lose Janitor Bill in the darkened halls of the Middle School. Even later than that (geez, our parents must be wondering where we all are by now...), everyone runs into eachother again, all panting.
*Xayez* What...did...you...see...before...J.?
*J.* They...made...me...a......
*Seven other J's pop out from various classrooms on Broadway.*
*J.* CLONE!
*Everyone looks at the approching clones. They get closer and closer...everyone backs up against a wall. Closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer closer and closer and closer and closer and closer...
...until they unziped each other, revealing Maggie, Brynn, Krys, Cass, the Fish, a deer, and a bluebird of happiness.
*J.* Alright, which one a ya was the one I ran into in the hallway? Brynn...
*Brynn hold her hands up innocently* It wasn't me! Honest!
*J. turns to face Krys* Krys...
*Krys shrugs* Hey, if it's rattling you up this much, I wish it was me, but sorry. Wrong person.
*All other clones deny doing anything.*
*J.* But then...
*In walks one more clone.*
*Maggie counts* Cass, Clay, Sith, Becky, Xenon, Xayez, J., Krys, me, SARAH, Dex, a deer and a bluebird of happines...umm, J., that's a clone.
*J. Clone* I'm not a clone! I'm Janitor Bill.
*Fish* No you're not. Janitor Bill wears overalls.
*J. Clone unzips clone suit to reveal overalls* BUT I AM WEARING OVERALLS!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Everyone runs off screaming. Krys and Brynn go to the Cool Springs Mall, Maggie runs to the library to check out 1984, Cass and Clay run off to Toys R Us, Dex runs across the country trying to get pokemon, Jellyfish runs up a tree, Sith runs off to his Royal Canadian Yaksman meeting and drags Becky along for the ride, Xenon and Xayez, confused as usual, walk off to make lightsabers,*
*J.stands there, facing himself.*
*J.* Ummm...hi.
*"J."* Hi.
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