Hernando High has been named December's Goober for the following reasons...
- My sister, who we all know isn't my favorite person, was in DCAC for the first part of this school year. While attending DCAC, her locker was given to somebody else. When she came back she was forced to share a locker with a friend of hers. While her books were in this locker, they were stolen. Now Coach Jerkface* expects my father to pay the 30 bucks to replace them. Right...because it's our fault somebody stole them.
- Upon returning to HHS from DCAC, she was not greeted with a warm reception. On the first day back, she was attacked by a fat person, simply because they didn't like her. Following this attack, Ashley had to deal with threats and harrassment from other students. Deciding this environment was not productive for either my sister, or the freaks who don't like her, we requested that she be transferred to Southaven, where she had friends. The request was denied. We obtained a letter from her therapist stating that it would be destructive to Ashley's mental well-being to remain at HHS. The request was still denied. Why? Because if Ashley were to move to Southaven, it could adversely effect the black/whiet ratio. Translation...if their percentages are off, they don't get money.
- Finally, we give up on having her transferred to another public school. We decided to enroll her in Elliston Baptist, a private school in Memphis. The only problem? HHS still has her enrolled. We get phone calls every day from HHS--this really stupid recording of Mr. Simmons*, the principle, informing my parents that their child did not attend school today, and if we have any questions we can call...blah blah blah. IT'S BEEN OVER A MONTH. THE KID IS GONE. GO AWAY.
In case you couldn't tell, this school really pisses me off. It sucks anyway. HELLO...EVERY GRADE SHOULD GET HONORS CLASSES! Thanks for giving me such a great place to further my education and give me the foundation for a great start in life...yeah.
To insure that I will have a new goober up next month, you could always email me and nominate a goober. All you have to do is 1)email me a FAKE name for you goober-hopeful and 2) give at least two (2) reasons why you feel this person should be a goober.
Need a goober fix? Try the following...
Goober Hall of Shame or visit Cinders' Inferno to see the original Goober of the Month page.
* denotes goober's name (and all other names) have been changed to protect me from harm, not because I give a flying f*ck about the goober's embarrassment. It's not hard to guess the goober's true identity in most cases.
Goober of the Month copyrights CINDERS To see the original Goober of the Month page go here. I am blatantly stealing her very wonderful and original idea to relieve stress and talk about people without their knowledge. This page is in no way endorsed by CINDERS. The people on this page are MY Goobers, and will not be found on CINDERS'page, unless extreme circumstances cause such an occurrence.
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