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LANCEINBLUESHIRT is not a religion, it's a way of life! Here are the 10 basic principles of our system of belief...if it takes a proctologist to find your sense of humor, dont read this! And dont say you werent warned!
01. Thou shall not have any other LANCEINBLUESHIRTS other than Lance.
02. Dont make for yourself false teen idols...LANCEINBLUESHIRT is the only one worthy!
03. Do not take Lance's name in vain unless it's madd, passionate sex.
04. Honor the 4th of May and keep it holy.
05. Honor the blue shirt, there aint another one that can do sure wonderful things.
06. Do not kill any teenyboppers unless they get in the way of you and the blue shirt.
07. Justin Timberlake shall not steal the blue shirt, even if it is his favorite color(JUSTININBLUESHIRT? that sounds horrible!)
08. Do not TRY to picture Justin Timberlake in Lance's blue shirt...that is adultry in the eyes of LANCEINBLUESHIRT!
09. Do not try to replace LANCEINBLUESHIRT with false imitators.
10. Do not be envious of the creators of LANCEINBLUESHIRT just 'cause they thought of it first...be envious cause they rock the house(ok, so we were struggling for a 10th, so shoot us!)
