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How many members of your Star Sign/Auz Astrology Sign does it take to change a light bulb?

ARIES/Kangaroo:
Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS/Hairy Nosed Wombat:
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI/Sugar Glider:
Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

CANCER/Koala:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.

LEO/Frilled Neck Lizard:
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get aVirgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO/Echidna:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

LIBRA/Cockatoo:
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

SCORPIO/Red Back Spider:
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

SAGITTARIUS/Kookaburra:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN/Goanna:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

QUARIUS/Emu:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

PISCES/Platypus:
Light bulb? What light bulb?

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