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Pod Monster Suite 431K

A clip from The X-Files Movie Score by Mark Snow.

Facts 444K

Clip from The X-Files Movie Score by Mark Snow

Extremis (zipped) 332K

Hal's "Extremis" featuring the gorgeous voice of Gillian Anderson.

Extremis Clip 27K

Here is a clip from Hal's "Extremis" featuring Gillian Anderson.

The Simpsons 52K

Mulder (exicted): "The truth...is out there!" from the episode of "The Simpsons" with special guest stars DD & GA.

Data Nully 24K

from "Reboot: Trust No One."

Gillian Anderson: CGI Special Agent Data Nully.

Another Conspiracy 28K

from "Reboot: Trust No One."

Gillian Anderson: Another conspiracy theory, Modem?

C.G.I. 32K

from "Reboot: Trust No One."

Gillian Anderson: Hold it! CGI!

An X-Files Christmas 167K

A hilarious Christmas parody from the 1995 KROQ Kevin & Bean Christmas Album, "How the Juice Stole Christmas." GA & DD star.

Scully: Hi, this is Gillian Anderson, Agent Dana Scully, on the Kevin and Bean Christmas Album.

Mulder: And David Duchovny, Agent Fox Mulder, from the X-Files. This holiday season, trust no one. Not even Santa Claus.

Scully: Mulder, Santa Claus isn't real. He's a folk legend; any 8 year-old child could tell you that.

Mulder: What about the proof, Scully?

Scully: What proof?

Mulder: The crap, Scully. It was reindeer crap. You analyzed it yourself.

Scully: So it's reindeer crap! Reindeer do that too, you know.

Mulder: On the roof, Scully. How do you explain that?

Scully: There could be a thousand explanations. Maybe some kids put it up there as a prank. Maybe the reindeer ate Mexican.

Mulder: All right, then how do you explain what we found on that half-eaten plate of cookies?

Scully: All we found were a few white beard hairs. Kenny Rodgers could have been up here. We don't know. They could have come from anyone.

Mulder: No. Not just anyone. There's someone out there. Yes, Dana, there is a Santa Claus.

Scully: Oh, Fox. Forget about that stuff. It's Christmas! Hey, I'm gonna buy your gift tonight. What do you want?

Mulder: The truth, Scully. All I want is the truth. And a pony.

Closer Than Lovers 219K

From "Inside The X-Files"

Chris Carter & Co. speak about Mulder & Scully's relationship.

Sheila Larkin: It sounds cliche to say that they're best friends, but they're best friends beyond what lovers could ever be.

Chris Carter: Scully loves Mulder, and Mulder loves Scully. It's a wonderful romance, it's just not a sexual romance. It's not a physical romance. It is a caring, tender, respectful relationship. It's an ideal, and I would never want to do anything to threaten it, to change it.

GA: One of the things that keeps people watching, and keeps the aliveness between us, is--are, are those moments where there is that intimacy. Where, even just, the touch of a hand can be the same as, you know, making love in another series.

DD: It's like the one friend, I guess, that he has in this world. I mean, I heard a phrase once, somebody was talking about their wife. This was a person who was very inept socially, not the wife, but the man. There were many things said about him that weren't kind, and he said, "My wife, who is lovely and social and everything like that, is my human credential." It like makes him a human being because people think, "If, well, if she can stand him, he must have some humanity within him." And I--sometimes I think about Scully as Mulder's human credential. It's the only thing that makes him not crazy in many ways.

Bloopers 172K

Some bloopers from the show.

The Scene of Lust That Almost Was 155K

Announcer: ...on the series before, is just how kissing close Scully and Mulder get in this movie! When these two FBI agents finally turn the heat up on their top-secret relationship, it captures the romantic moment millions of fans have been waiting for!

*FTF clip*

Scully: So much for anticipating the unforeseen. I had you.

Mulder: No, you didn't.

Scully: Oh, yeah. I had ya big time.

Mulder: You had nothing. C'mon, I saw you jiggle the handle.

*End clip* Gillian: It was really close, wasn't it? I mean, it was, like, a millimeter away. It was pretty good. And it was up to me to do the moment where I broke it. It was fun to, like, play with how long we could actually make it last before we actually touched.

Announcer: Now, better than the on-screen lip-lock, says Duchovny, is the sizzling, top-secret scene that didn't make it into the movie.

David: We did it. There was never written that we would be kissing. We did it to our liking, and then we said, "Let us do one more." And then we did the take, and it was bad, but we kept going. And then I kind of pushed Gillian up against the wall, and we acted like, uh, we were humping.

Getting My Ass Licked 224K

David Duchovny Blooper.

Skinner: That's Gazua Sackuri. (sp?)

Mulder: I didn't get his name. I was too busy getting my ass licked--I mean kicked! I mean kicked! He kicked my ass. He didn't lick it...well, he licked it a little.

DD On Scully's Kung Fu Skills 32K

DD: I'm like, "Ah! No arms! Oh, wow, look at her fight!" I'm like, "But I've got no--hey, nice kick--no arms!" You know, it's like, you want something like that we'll go back--"Nooo, ah--!" It's like that the whole time. (Referring to Scully's Kung Fu skills from Kill Switch.)

Flying Saucer In DD's Pants 10K

DD on Saturday Night Live.

Mulder: It feels like there's a flying saucer in my pants!

Manipulated Conversation Between Mulder & Scully 814K

I was up incredibly late making up this "conversation" between our two favorite agents...so it appropriately goes in the section entitled "madness." It doesn't go extremely smoothly, there's music in some parts, etc., but fun to think about anyway. Here's the dialogue:

Scully: I'm Agent Scully. May I show you something?

Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me?

Scully: Mulder, shut up.

Mulder: I almost gave up on you.

Scully: Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Mulder: You want to make that honeymoon video now?

Scully: Are you sure that's the best thing to do? I do it all for you, Mulder!

Mulder: Don't even start with me.

Scully: Don't look at me. This was your idea.

Mulder: Keep going, FBI woman...

Scully: Don't you touch that bed.

Mulder: The thrill is gone.

Scully: I want what's mine.

Mulder: You get a biscuit, Scully.

Scully: I'm watching you.

Mulder: Hey Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?

Scully: You did something incredibly stupid.

Mulder: Scully?

Scully: Yes?

Mulder: Marry me. Five years together, Scully. You must have seen this coming.

Scully: I'm all atingle. Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.

Mulder: I was drugged! Hey, Scully.

Scully: Yes?

Mulder: I love you.

Scully: Oh, brother.

Mulder: You can believe what you want to believe, Scully. But you can't hide the truth from me. Cuz if you do then you're working against me...and yourself.

David Duchovny's Guest Voiceover On Frasier 831K thanks to Brynna

Yep, our very own DD plays "Tom," a man who's having trouble distinguishing "real" love from physical love...I like to think that it's Mulder in disguise, talking about Scully! *g*

(Frasier intro music)

Frasier: Go ahead, Tom, I'm listening.

Tom: Hi, Dr. Crane...uh...it's about my girlfriend. My - my...my problem is I don't know if I love her for herself or because things are so great between us physically.

Frasier: Well! Uh, how long have you two been together?

Tom: Six years.

(laughter)

Frasier: And the...sex is still that good?

(laughter)

Tom: Aw, man, Dr. Crane - every morning, night...three times a day on weekends. But I'm not sure we have much else in common.

Frasier: Well. Common interests are of course the foundation of - three times you say?

(laughter)

Tom: Is that abnormal?

Frasier: Well - no, no, uh, it's not abnormal. It's not fair, but it's not abnormal. (laughter) Uh, but you know, perhaps you share more things than you think you do, actually - I tell you what. Try this: why don't you pick up a catalogue from the local university, go through it with her, and see if there are any courses you'd like to take together.

Tom: That's a good idea! Thanks, doc! Have a great weekend.

Frasier: Well, I'd wish you the same, but it hardly seems necessary. (laughter) Well, that's it for today, Seattle! This is Dr. Frasier Crane, wishing you all good mental health.