You Never Draw My Bath 16K

Mulder: You never draw my bath.

Bambi? 16K

Scully: Her name is Bambi?

Big Macho Man 119K

Mulder: Will you let me drive?

Scully: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?

Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals. (Under breath) Big macho man.

Snapping On the Latex 0K

Mulder: Go ahead.

Scully: No, you go ahead.

Mulder: No, no, be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex.

Dead Dog Mr. Tippy 0K

Scully: This has gone on far enough.

Mulder: What?

Scully: I am not going to be humiliated by you, in front of you, or by having to bring a teenage girl in, on her birthday of all days, to identify the bones of her dead dog, Mr. Tippy! I see no reason to pursue this case any further and not only that, I find your conduct and comportment in this investigation not just alarming, but highly objectionable. What are you doing?

Mulder: Must be Detective White.

Scully: If that’s the reason we’re sticking around, that’s your business.

Mulder: What? What are you talking about?

Scully: Detective White.

Mulder: We came down here because of three unexplained deaths. Detective White is just trying to solve them. She could use our help.

Scully: Well, you two seem to have a certain...simpatico. I’m going back to Washington in the morning.

Shut Up, Mulder. 0K

Mulder: Uh, Scully, if I’m not mistaken, we’re gonna be taking a left up here. Uh, there’s an intersection up here, you’re gonna wanna...Scully! You’re gonna, wanna...You just ran a stop sign back there, Scully.

Scully: Shut up, Mulder.

Mulder: Sure, fine, whatever.

Drooled On Me 20K

Mulder: I think you drooled on me.

Scully: Sorry!

Coming On To Me 15K --episode info cleared up by Kathy Moylan

Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me?

Only One I Trust 62K

Mulder: Scully, you are the only one I trust.