| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| BBIAB | Be Back in a Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back in a Few |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BCNU | Be Seein' You |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BIF | Basic In Fact |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BTSOOM | Beats The S*** Out Of Me |
| BTW | By The Way |
| CID | Consider It Done |
| CIO | Check It Out |
| Cof$ | Church of Scientology |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUD | (Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GR&D | Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTSY | Glad To See Ya |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| HTH | Hope This (That) Helps |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IFU | I F***ed Up |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| L8R | Later |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MorF | Male or Female |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTSS | Members of the Same Sex |
| NBIF | No Basis In Fact |
| NFW | No F***ing Way |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| OIC | Oh, I see |
| OOTB | Out of the Box or Out of the Blue |
| OTOH | On the Other Hand |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exist Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| POV | Point of View |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTFM | Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTM | Read The Manual |
| SITD | Still in the Dark |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SorG | Straight or Gay? |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch |
| TEOFWAWKI | The End of the World As We Know It |
| TIA | Thanks in Advance |
| TIC | Tongue in Cheek |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TX | Thanks |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| unPC | unPolitically Correct |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WTF | What The F***? |
| WTG | Way To Go! |
| WYSIWYG | What You See is What You Get |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
