30/4/00
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[A short promo video is shown regarding the main event, it shows Jericho standing in fog....]
JERICHO - I've worked for my shot, it was never given to me.....
[The fog thickens and a few clips of past Jericho matches are shown in black and white]
JERICHO - Destiny brought me here.........and destiny will make me the champion.......
[The scene fades to black and a shot of The Undertaker flashes across the screen....]
NARRATIVE - And now Fiat and The EWF proudly presents...Gaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnngggggggggggg Waaaaaaaaarrrrrrrffffffffaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
[Massive pyrotechnics explode across the arena as The EWF's third Pay-Per-View goes on the air.]
JR - Hello everybody and welcome to Gang Warfare! On a might of extreme passions we will have a NEW EWF World Champion tonight!
KING - The anticipation has reached fever pitch JR it's unbelieveable!
JR - We are sold out, we've been sold out for months and this capacity crowd, and our pay-per-view audience too can hardly wait..........OK we've got a great card tonight, let me just give you a rundown of what we can expect here......
Billy Gunn Vs Road Dogg
EWF British Title
Cactus Jack Vs Scotty Too Hotty
EWF Hardcore Title
X-Pac Vs Firestarter Vs Kane Vs Tazz
EWF Intercontinental Title
Steve Austin Vs Rikishi
EWF World Title
Ladder Match
Undertaker Vs Chris Jericho
BACKSTAGE
[A limo pulls up and the cWo get out of it, a chorus off boos fills the arena]
VINCE - You ready?
JERICHO - [long pause] Yeah, yeah I'm ready....
VINCE - Good, let's go.....
[The camera cuts back to ringside and both King and JR are bemused.]
JR - Well, er, I don't know what those two are up to, I do know that The Undertaker has not arrived here yet, he's stuck in traffic at the moment, but what are the cWo thinking?
KING - well, all I can say is, remember No Way Out? Vince always has a plan.
JR - Well we're about ready to get Gang Warfare underway with our first match, Road Dogg Vs Billy Gunn, and these two have certainly had their fair share of problems leading up to tonight's match.
Billy Gunn vs. Road
Dogg
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. On his way
to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245 pounds,, Billy Gunn!!!
(crowd cheers ***)
[Quickly rushes to the ring and stands on top turnbuckle with
arms aloft.
]
Howard Finkel - and his opponent, weighing in at 235
pounds,, Road Dogg!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Road Dogg walks to the ring. Teddy Long is the referee for this
contest. Billy Gunn grabs Road Dogg's arm and strkes his elbow.
Road Dogg grabs Billy Gunn's arm and strkes his elbow.
(ring, ring, ring) Billy Gunn uses a closed fist on Road Dogg.
Billy Gunn slaps Road Dogg in the face.
Road Dogg reverse DDT's Billy Gunn's head into the mat.
Road Dogg chants start.
Road Dogg covers Billy Gunn hooking the leg.
Referee Teddy Long makes the count.
...1 ...2
Billy Gunn escapes.
]
KING - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Billy Gunn stands up.
Billy Gunn executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Road Dogg.
Road Dogg moves back to his feet.
Billy Gunn drags Road Dogg to the floor.
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
]
JR - What an outstanding match!
[(..2)
Billy Gunn punches Road Dogg in the head.
(...3)
Road Dogg punches Billy Gunn in the head.
(....4)
Billy Gunn punches Road Dogg in the head.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Road Dogg takes a slap to the face from Billy Gunn.
Billy Gunn punches Road Dogg in the head.
Billy Gunn executes a back breaker on Road Dogg.
Road Dogg takes Billy Gunn down with a knee.
Road Dogg kicks Billy Gunn on the mat.
]
JR - Stomp!
[Billy Gunn gets up.
Billy Gunn lifts Road Dogg into a vertical suplex.
Billy Gunn chants start.
Billy Gunn goes for a figure four.
Teddy Long is checking for a tap out.
... Billy Gunn tightens the hold. ... ... Road Dogg is fighting
the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Billy Gunn breaks the hold.
]
KING - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Billy Gunn drags Road Dogg to the floor.
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
Billy Gunn cuts Road Dogg with a blade.
Road Dogg is bleeding as a result.
(..2)
Road Dogg kicks Billy Gunn in the back of the leg.
Billy Gunn climbs to his feet.
Swinging Neck-Breaker from Billy Gunn takes Road Dogg down.
Billy Gunn applies an arm wrench to Road Dogg.
Billy Gunn and Road Dogg move back into the ring.
Billy Gunn executes a piledriver on Road Dogg.
Billy Gunn fist drops Road Dogg on the mat.
Billy Gunn gets up.
Both men look at eachother....
Suddenly..............
The NX music hits and Billy Gunn hugs Road Dogg!!!
WHAT THE?!?
NO CONTEST - BILLY GUNN JOINS NEWGENERATION - X!!
JR - I can't believe what we've just seen, incredible........Billy Gunn, he, he just joined NX.....
BACKSTAGE – Outside Undertaker’s Locker Room
VINCE – OK, he’s not here so there’s nothing to worry about. OK?
JERICHO – Yup….
VINCE – Let’so do it….
[Vince and Jericho barge into The Undertaker’s locker room with spray paint cans as the camera cuts back to ringside]
JR – What the hell is going on?
Cactus Jack vs. Scotty
Too Hotty EWF British Title
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. On his way
to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285 pounds, a member of
Squirtle Squad, Cactus Jack!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Cactus walks to the ring with his right arm raised aloft and the
fans cheers ringing in his ears.
]
Howard Finkel - and his opponent, weighing in at 225
pounds, a member of NX, Scotty Too Hotty!!! (crowd boos ****)
[Scotty Too Hotty walks to the ring. Teddy Long is the referee
for this contest. Cactus Jack grabs Scotty Too Hotty's arm and
strkes his elbow.
Scotty Too Hotty strikes Cactus Jack in the elbow.
(ring, ring, ring) Cactus Jack kicks Scotty Too Hotty in the
stomach.
Cactus Jack goes for a pin.
Teddy Long counts.
...1 ...2
Scotty Too Hotty kicks out.
]
KING - You just can't win this early in a match.
Especially with an opponent like Scotty Too Hotty.
[Cactus Jack drives a forearm into the head of Scotty Too Hotty.
Cactus Jack hits the mat.
Scotty Too Hotty sucks chants start in the crowd.
Scotty Too Hotty stomps Cactus Jack's head.
Scotty Too Hotty connects with a flying knee. Cactus Jack goes
down.
Scotty Too Hotty uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Cactus Jack is
down.
Scotty Too Hotty goes for a figure four.
Teddy Long is checking for a tap out.
... Cactus Jack trys to escape. ... ... Scotty Too Hotty tightens
the hold. ... Scotty Too Hotty breaks the hold.
]
JR - Scotty Too Hotty was so close!!
[Cactus Jack climbs to his feet.
Cactus Jack tackles Scotty Too Hotty to the mat.
Cactus Jack moves back to his feet.
Now Scotty Too Hotty standing.
Scotty Too Hotty punches Cactus Jack in the head.
Scotty Too Hotty kicks Cactus Jack in the head.
Cactus Jack stands up.
Cactus Jack body slams Scotty Too Hotty.
Cactus Jack chants start.
Scotty Too Hotty is put in the Mandible Claw by Scotty Too Hotty.
Teddy Long is checking for a tap out.
... ... Cactus Jack breaks the hold.
Cactus Jack chokes Scotty Too Hotty.
Cactus Jack and Scotty Too Hotty go to the floor
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
Cactus Jack chokes Scotty Too Hotty with his boot.
]
KING - What a choke!!
[They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
Cactus Jack chokes Scotty Too Hotty with his boot.
Cactus Jack chokes Scotty Too Hotty.
Scotty Too Hotty brings a chair to the ring. Teddy Long warns him
not to use it. Scotty Too Hotty shoves Teddy Long. ring, ring,
ring! Teddy Long calls for the bell. Scotty Too Hotty was
disqualified. ]
KING - We've got ourselves a winner!
Howard Finkel - The winner of this
match, and STILL EWF British Champion, Cactus Jack!!!
BACKSTAGE – NX Locker Room
[NX are celebrating new member, Billy Gunn…]
AUSTIN – I have to say you fooled all of those gullible bastards out there….
ROAD DOGG – Weeeeeelllllll, you know me……….
AUSTIN – [to Billy Gunn] So you ready to kick ass NX style?
ROAD DOGG – Ahem, speaking of which, Rikishi, you gotta prepare for your match….
AUSTIN – Hey, I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin, I can kick that fat bastard’s ass just like that! Yeah, that crowd out there ain’t seen nothing yet….
X-Pac vs. Firestarter
vs. Kane vs. Tazz EWF Hardcore Title
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to
the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds,, X-Pac!!! (crowd
cheers **)
[X-Pac comes to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - The second in this four way match,
weighing in at 265 pounds,, Firestarter!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Firestarter walks to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - introducing third, weighing in at 310
pounds,, Kane!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Kane walks to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - And finally, weighing in at 265 pounds, a
member of Wrecking Crew, Tazz!!! (crowd cheers **)
[Tazz walks to the ring. Teddy Long is the referee for this
contest. Tazz gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from
X-Pac.
Teddy Long checks Firestarter's boots and knee pads.
Kane strikes Tazz in the elbow.
Tazz strikes Kane in the elbow.
(ring, ring, ring) Kane punches Tazz repeatedly.
Kane punches Tazz in the head.
]
KING - Follows up with a punch.
[Kane kicks Tazz in the back of the leg.
]
JR - Tazz takes a kick.
[Tazz moves back to his feet.
Kane drives a forearm into the head of Tazz.
Tazz goes for a Standing Piledriver but Kane dodges the attack.
Tazzmission, he's got it locked in.......
The referee is checking the situation.
... Kane trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) Tazz breaks the hold.
]
KING - Tazz was so close!!
[Tazz sends Kane to ringside.
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
Tazz cuts Kane with a blade.
Kane is bleeding as a result.
]
JR - Blood is all over ringside.
[(..2)
Tazz kicks Kane in the back of the leg.
Kane gets up.
(...3)
Kane connects with a flying knee. Tazz goes down.
(....4)
Kane stomps Tazz's head.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Kane stomps Tazz.
Now Tazz standing.
Tazz trys for a vertical Suplex but Kane avoids it.
Tazzmission, he's got it locked in.......
Referee Teddy Long is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Kane trys to escape. ... Kane is fighting the
hold. ... (AHHHH!) Kane escapes.
]
KING - We almost had a winner.
[Tazz executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Kane.
Kane is up again.
Tazz punches Kane in the head.
]
JR - Tazz executes a punch.
[Tazz runs and tackles Kane. Tazz punches him in the head.
Tazz kicks Kane on the mat.
Kane uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Tazz is down.
]
KING - What a match!
[Firestarter moves back to his feet.
They lockup. Firestarter sends X-Pac to the corner of the ring.
]
JR - weak move!
[X-Pac punches Firestarter in the head.
X-Pac bites Firestarter's arm out of desparation.
X-Pac kicks Firestarter in the groin.
Firestarter executes an airplane spin on X-Pac.
Firestarter is back on his feet.
X-Pac gets back to his feet.
Firestarter grabs X-Pac's arm, takes him down, and puts him in
the armbar.
Teddy Long asks X-Pac if he quits.
... ... X-Pac is fighting the hold. ... X-Pac trys to escape. X-Pac
escapes.
]
KING - Ha!
[Firestarter punches X-Pac in the head.
]
JR - Firestarter executes a punch.
[X-Pac kicks Firestarter in the back of the leg.
X-Pac bites Firestarter's arm out of desparation.
X-Pac uses a closed fist on Firestarter.
Firestarter knocks X-Pac out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Firestarter chants start.
]
KING - What a tilt-a-whirl powerslam!!
[X-Pac stands up.
Firestarter sends X-Pac to ringside.
]
JR - Firestarter can't get a pin at ringside.
[Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
]
KING - What a match!
JR - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
[Kane picks Firestarter up and side slams him to the floor.
Kane chants start.
(..2)
(...3)
Kane kicks Firestarter on the floor.
Firestarter is up again.
(....4)
Firestarter executes a swinging bulldog on Kane driving Kane's
face into the floor.
(.....5)
Firestarter and Kane move back into the ring.
Firestarter punches Kane repeatedly.
]
JR - Firestarter with a weak move.
[Kane trys for a Chokeslam but Firestarter avoids it.
Kane punches Firestarter in the head.
Kane forearm smashes Firestarter.
Kane connects with a flying knee. Firestarter goes down.
]
KING - knee!
[Firestarter gets up.
Firestarter trys for a swinging neckbreaker but Kane avoids it.
Firestarter grabs Kane's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the
armbar.
Referee Teddy Long is checking for a tap out.
... Kane is fighting the hold. ... Firestarter tightens the hold.
... Kane is fighting the hold. Firestarter breaks the hold.
Firestarter sends Kane to ringside.
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Kane gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by
Firestarter.
(...3)
Kane kicks Firestarter in the stomach.
(....4)
Kane kicks Firestarter on the floor.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Kane kicks Firestarter on the mat.
Kane stomps Firestarter's head.
Firestarter stands up.
Tazz stands up.
Tazz punches X-Pac in the head.
]
KING - Follows up with a punch.
[Tazz runs and tackles X-Pac. Tazz punches him in the head.
Tazz stomps X-Pac's head.
]
JR - X-Pac takes a Stomp.
[Tazz stomps X-Pac.
Tazz covers X-Pac.
Teddy Long counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Kane attacks Tazz stopping the count.
]
KING - You just can't win this early in a match.
Especially with an opponent like X-Pac.
[X-Pac gets back to his feet.
Tazz kicks X-Pac in the stomach.
X-Pac is up again.
X-Pac vertical suplexes Tazz to the mat.
X-Pac chants start.
]
JR - Nice vertical suplex by X-Pac.
[X-Pac sends Tazz to ringside.
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
]
KING - This is how wrestling should be! Is that the
greatest move ever or what?
JR - Yeah, you know it.
[(..2)
X-Pac clotheslines Tazz.
(...3)
X-Pac kicks Tazz in the back of the leg.
(....4)
X-Pac punches Tazz repeatedly.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
X-Pac and Tazz move back to ringside.
X-Pac takes Tazz into the ring.
X-Pac kicks Tazz in the groin.
Tazz executes a belly-to-belly suplex on X-Pac.
]
KING - Follows up with a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex.
[Tazz sends X-Pac to ringside.
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
Tazz piledrives Kane into the floor.
(..2)
]
JR - This is quality sports entertainment! Did you see
that last move?
KING - Oh yeah!
[Kane gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Kane connects with a flying knee. Firestarter goes down.
(....4)
Kane stomps Firestarter's head.
]
JR - Kane with a Stomp.
[Firestarter gets up.
Firestarter executes the brain buster on Kane.
]
KING - Nice brain buster by Firestarter.
[Firestarter gets up.
(.....5)
Firestarter suplexes Kane.
Firestarter chants start.
Kane moves back to his feet.
(......6)
]
[(.......7)
They fight into the aisle.
Firestarter and Kane move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Firestarter and Kane move back to ringside.
Firestarter takes Kane into the ring.
Firestarter kicks Kane in the back of the leg.
]
KING - kick!
[Kane drives a forearm into the head of Firestarter.
Kane is hit with a backward kick.
Now Kane standing.
Kane lifts Firestarter into the air. Holds him and drops him to
the mat.
Kane is back on his feet.
Firestarter gets up.
Kane puts Firestarter in a reverse chin lock.
Teddy Long is checking for a tap out.
... Kane tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Firestarter is
fighting the hold. Firestarter escapes.
Kane and Firestarter go to the floor
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
]
KING - Firestarter is getting the crap kicked out of him!
JR - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Kane executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Firestarter.
(..2)
(...3)
Kane stomps Firestarter's head.
(....4)
Kane stomps Firestarter's head.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Kane punches Firestarter in the head.
]
KING - punch!
[Firestarter lifts Kane up and drops him on the mat.
Kane stands up.
Tazz kicks Kane in the back of the leg.
Tazz stomps Kane's head.
Now Kane standing.
X-Pac sets Firestarter up DDTs him into the mat.
Now Firestarter standing.
X-Pac kicks Firestarter in the groin.
X-Pac is going for the X-Factor on Firestarter He got it!
Handspring hurricanrana by X-Pac has Firestarter pinned.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
JR - We've got ourselves a winner!
Howard Finkel - The winner of this
match, and NEW EWF Hardcore Champion, X-Pac!!!
[Tazz dives back into the ring and he cannot believe what he's seeing, he grabs X-Pac and gets the Tazzmission on him, Tazz grabs the Hardcore Title, and leaves with it!]
JR - WHAT THE? Tazz has stolen the Hardcore Title!!! What is going on??
BACKSTAGE – Car Park
[Vehicle pulls up and stops, out gets……The Undertaker! A big cheer goes up inside the arena as they can see it on the TitanTron.]
JR – the Undertaker’s here and, one can only presume he’s heading for his locker room and, well, we saw Vince McMahon and Chris Jericho enter there before with spray paint so…..
KING – What? What are you trying to say?
JR – Well…..let’s just watch………
[The Undertaker opens his locker room door…..]
UNDERTAKER – What the f**k? Thi-, BASTARDS!!
[The camera enters the locker room…..]
JR – Those little…….
KING – Haha, PERFECT!
[The letters ‘cWo’ are spray painted on everything]
JR – I, I honestly cannot believe the audacity of the cWo.
KING – [shrugs shoulders]
JR – Well Ladies and Gentlemen we thank you for purchasing EWF Gang Warfare, and we’d like to encourage you to send a copy of your cable or satellite bill to the address on your screen, to get your FREE, Vince McMahon, Chris Jericho and Undertaker action figures.
KING – YEAH, and Gang Warfare is brought to you by Fiat, Spirito Di Punto!
Steve Austin vs.
Rikishi EWF Intercontinental Title
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. On his way
to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245 pounds, a member of
NX, Steve Austin!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Steve Austin comes to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - and his opponent, weighing in at 400
pounds,, Rikishi!!! (crowd cheers******)
[Rikishi walks to the ring. Teddy Long is the referee for this
contest. Steve Austin walks around the ring.
Rikishi strikes Steve Austin in the elbow.
(ring, ring, ring) Steve Austin tackles Rikishi and pummels his
head.
Rikishi climbs to his feet.
Rikishi kicks Steve Austin in the back of the leg.
Steve Austin is back on his feet.
Steve Austin kicks Rikishi in the stomach.
They lockup. Steve Austin sends Rikishi to the corner of the ring.
]
KING - weak move!
[Steve Austin punches Rikishi in the head.
Rikishi body slams Steve Austin.
Rikishi applies a boston crab to Steve Austin.
Teddy Long asks Steve Austin if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... Steve Austin escapes.
]
JR - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Steve Austin is back on his feet.
Steve Austin tackles and begins punching Rikishi.
Now Rikishi standing.
Rikishi uses a closed fist on Steve Austin.
Steve Austin punches Rikishi in the head.
Rikishi executes a reverse DDT on Steve Austin.
]
KING - Steve Austin really felt that Reverse DDT!
[Rikishi stomps Steve Austin.
Rikishi kicks Steve Austin on the mat.
Rikishi stomps Steve Austin's head.
Now Steve Austin standing.
Lou Thesz press by Steve Austin
Steve Austin sucks chants start in the crowd.
Steve Austin sends Rikishi to ringside.
Teddy Long starts the count (.1)
Steve Austin gives Rikishi a crotch chop.
Rikishi gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Rikishi piledrives Steve Austin.
Rikishi sucks chants start in the crowd.
(...3)
Rikishi swings a Steel chair and hits Steve Austin.
Steve Austin is bleeding as a result.
]
JR - My God!! What a match! Are you enjoying this match?
KING - Yeah, you know it.
[Rikishi piledrives Steve Austin into the floor.
Steve Austin is up again.
Rikishi punches Steve Austin in the head.
They head back into the ring.
Rikishi body slams Steve Austin.
Steve Austin moves back to his feet.
Rikishi executes a reverse DDT on Steve Austin.
Rikishi is going for the Rikishi Driver.....
Rikishi covers Steve Austin hooking the leg.
Teddy Long counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
JR - Rikishi has won the match!
Howard Finkel - The winner of this
match, and NEW EWF Intercontinental Champion, Rikishi!!!
JR - Well ladies and gentlemen, what a pay-per-view it's been, and it's not over yet....
KING - Oh, not by a long shot.....
Undertaker vs. Chris
Jericho (EWF World Title)(Ladder Match)
Howard Finkel - This match is a Ladder Match for the EWF
World Title title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing
in at 245 pounds, he is a member of the corporate World order,
Chris Jericho!!! (crowd boos**)
[Chris Jericho comes to the ring. ]
JR - Now rather surprisingly Mr McMahon is not with Y2J, I wonder why?
KING - Because he's trying to prove a point JR, Chris Jericho can win this title on his own, he doesn't need Vince McMahon's help. Vince hasn't been helping Jericho anyway.....
JR - Yeah right........
KING - .......he's been guiding him. If it wasn't for Vince McMahon, Y2J Chris Jericho wouldn't be in this match.
Howard Finkel - and his opponent, weighing in at 303 pounds, Theeeeeeeeeeeeee Undertaker!!! (crowd cheers**)
[Undertaker makes a dark gothic entrance as he is accompanied
by Paul Bearer.
Chris Jericho walks around the ring.
Undertaker strikes Chris Jericho in the elbow.
(ring, ring, ring) Chris Jericho with an Aztecan suplex on
Undertaker sends him to the mat.
Chris Jericho gets up.
Undertaker comes from behind and bulldogs Chris Jericho.
Undertaker climbs to his feet.
Undertaker executes a jawbreakeron Chris Jericho.
Undertaker fist drops Chris Jericho on the mat.
Undertaker stomps Chris Jericho's head.
Undertaker executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chris Jericho.
Chris Jericho gets up.
Chris Jericho gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Undertaker grabs Chris Jericho and applies an arm wrench.
Chris Jericho stands up.
JR - I gotta question for you, King, how long before Vince McMahon comes marching out to the ring?
KING - 24 hours, when he comes out on Mayhem and celebrates with Jericho.
Chris Jericho hits a dragon suplex on Undertaker.
Chris Jericho is up again.
Chris Jericho and Undertaker go to the floor toward the ladder.
]
KING - Maybe Chris Jericho can get his hands on a weapon
at ringside where the ladder is.
JR - Only in The EWF could you see this kind of action...
[Chris Jericho kicks Undertaker on the floor.
Chris Jericho knees Undertaker and rolls back to his feet.
Chris Jericho stomps Undertaker's head.
Chris Jericho fist drops Undertaker on the floor.
]
KING - Fist drop!
[Chris Jericho moves back to his feet.
Undertaker moves back to his feet.
Undertaker gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Chris Jericho fist drops Undertaker on the floor.
Chris Jericho is back on his feet.
Chris Jericho stomps Undertaker's head.
Undertaker climbs to his feet.
Undertaker executes an airplane spin on Chris Jericho.
Undertaker goes into the ring with the ladder. Chris Jericho
follows.
]
JR - This is how wrestling should be!
[Undertaker and Jericho both attempt to climb the ladder
at the same time.
The two men meet at the top......]
JR - This is dangerous King, really dangerous.
KING - Come on Chris! Just hit him.
JR - JERICHO, JERICHO'S REACHING OUT FOR THE GOLD!
KING - YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
JR - OH THE UNDERTAKER, THE UNDERTAKER KNOCKED HIM OFF.............
KING - GET UP, GET UP!!!!!!!
JR - UNDERTAKER, UNDERTAKER'S GOT HIS HAND ON THE BELT..............NNNNNOOOOOOOOO, Jericho pushes the ladders away........Oh Undertaker fell badly............
KING - Oh that was close........
JR - That was really close we almost had a winner.
[Undertaker climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes
the diving headbutt on Chris Jericho.
Chris Jericho stands up.
Undertaker starts to climb the ladder.
Chris Jericho dropkicks the ladder sending Undertaker to the mat.
Chris Jericho vertical suplexes Undertaker to the the ladder.
Chris Jericho moves to the first step of the ladder.
Undertaker dropkicks the ladder sending Chris Jericho to the mat.
Chris Jericho chokes Undertaker.
Chris Jericho rolls onto Undertaker connecting with a knee.
Chris Jericho leg drops Undertaker.
Undertaker stands up.
Chris Jericho executes the airplane spin and throws Undertaker
onto the the ladder.
Chris Jericho goes up the ladder.
Chris Jericho goes one step closer to the belt.
JR - JERICHO'S GOING TO WIN IT!!!
KING - IT'S, IT'S HAPPENING...............CHRIS...............
JR - THE UNDERTAKER'S BACK ON HIS FEET............And he halts Jericho's progress...........wow.....what a match.........
[Undertaker goes fot a chokeslam but
Jericho low blows him.
Both men are down and the fans are on the edge of their seats.]
JR - No one is leaving this one early.........what a match........
[a chorus of boos starts
and that can mean only one thing.....]
KING - THANK GOD!
JR - Vince McMahon is on his way down.
KING - Jericho's gonna win this one now JR.
JR - I thought you said Jericho didn't need McMahon's help?
KING - I didn't say that......
JR - ...................
[Vince grabs a steel chair and enters the ring, he goes to hit
The Undertaker but Undertaker
grabs Vince by his neck........]
JR - UNDERTAKER, UNDERTAKER'S GONNA CHOKESLAM
HIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........................CHOKESLAM!
ON VINCE MCMAHON!
KING - Vince! Somebody help him!
JR - Jericho from behind on the Undertaker, this one ain't over folks. Oh Undertaker, look at the way he's staring at Jericho.......
[McMahon staggers to his feet]
JR - .....Undertaker's got Jericho by the neeeeeeeeeccccccccccckkkkkkkkk....................CHOKESLAM! OH, WHAT THE?!? NO, MCMAHON!!!!!!!!!!! VINNIE MAC STUNNER, VINNIE MAC STUNNER, ON THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!! I cannot, I cannot believe it........
KING - THAT WAS SUPERB!!
[McMahon signals the match is over
The boos in the arena are unbelieveable but people
can't believe what they've just seen....
McMahon goes just outside the ring.....]
KING - AND LOOK AT THIS, JR!
JR - Jericho is climbing the ladder and WHAT THE!?! MCMAHON IS HOLDING UNDERTAKER'S FOOT, HE'S HOLDING UNDERTAKER BACK!!
KING - CHRIS!
[a big cheer goes up]
JR - UNDERTAKER KICKED MCMAHON OFF! AND NOW UNDERTAKER'S CLIMBING THE LADDER TOO!
[The two men meet on the top rung and start hitting eachother....]
JR - I don't like the look of this this, this is dangerous.....
[Undertaker grabs Jericho on the top of
the ladder and sets him up for a.....
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JR - Don't tell me.............
[The crowd start cheering as they realise what Undertaker is about to do....]
JR - Not off the top of the ladder, no.......
KING - This is bad JR.......
JR - NO, NO, NO DON'T DO, DON'T DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!
FANS - HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
JR - This is bad.......
KING - Are, are you OK Chris? Ah, Mr McMahon, he's down!
JR - I, I don't think The Undertaker can stand....
KING - What are you talking about?
JR - He's done his knees in. The Undertaker is clutching his knees, he could've blown them both out....
KING - VICTORY!
JR - I wouldn't say that King, Jericho is out.....look at him, he is out.......
[McMahon slowly gets to his feet and grabs a steel chair, he slides back into the ring.]
JR - What the hell? What is McMahon gonna do now?
[Mcmahon raises the chair
above his head and brings it down
sharply across the two knees
of The Undertaker...]
JR - STOP IT, STOP VINNIE MAC THE MAN'S HURT ENOUGH!
KING - He won't stop JR, he'll never stop....
JR - And look at Jericho, he's slowly standing up, I do not like the look of this........I don't like it one bit...........
[Undertaker kicks McMahon in the groin and hits him with the
steel chair....,
but Taker collapses under his own weight as his legs cannot
support him.]
JR - damnit, I thought Undertaker might be able to sustain his offence....
KING - And Undertaker's got no one to blame but himself......
JR - ?
KING - He didn't have to Tombstone Jericho, he he had pushed him away he could've grabbed the gold, but no.....it's his own fault.
JR - Well as much as I hate to say it, I think you're right.....
[A groggy Jericho trundles over to the ladder,
but falls virtually face first onto it.
Both men are completely spent...
Undertaker slowly drags himself over to where Jericho is laying
and laces into him
with a few right hands...]
JR - I can't understand why these two men are still even
attempting to win this match...
The Undertaker can't stand up, and Jericho, Jericho, he, he's
just a mess, look at him....
KING - Well JR, you wouldn't look that great if you'd just been Tombstoned off a ladder......
[Undertaker climbs the ladder slowly, dragging himself upwards.....
Jericho too starts to climb but on the other side...]
JR - What more can these men give? Surely, surely they've had enough......
[The two again meet at the top of the ladder
and exchange blows...]
JR - THIS IS EWF ACTION AT IT'S BEST!!! THIS IS UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!
KING - COME ON CHRIS, COME OOOOONNNNNNNNNN!
JR - Undertaker.....BIG RIGHT HAND, JERICHO, JERICHO IS WOBBLING.....
KING - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
JR - JERICHO FELL OFF THE LADDER!! UNDERTAKER, UNDERTAKER, HE'S REACHING FOR THE GOLD......
KING - VIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
JR - UNDERTAKER, UNDERTAKER, UNDERTAKER IS THE CHAMPION!! UNDERTAKER IS THE CHAMPION....
HOWARD FINKEL - The winner of this bout and the NEW EWF World Champion, Theeeeeeeee Undertaker!
JR - This is place is gonna explode!
[Undertaker holds the belt aloft with Vince and Jericho motionless on the mat...the fans are cheering insanely.]
KING - This is terrible......
JR - The Undertaker is the champion, he has done it.....[Undertaker leaves the ring hobbling and being assisting by EMT's as he clutches the belt to his chest]...it's a triumph of good over evil and the cWo is in disarray. What a pay-per-view, goodbye, what a night it's going to be on Mayhem!!
