Men Never Listen
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility,
but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware
of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but
cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll
there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the
mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he
disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He
carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of
Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body
temperature Warm Air blew across his! wet bottom and dried it
comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom
with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft,
disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly
with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR
button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off.
Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He
explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the
ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time
until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."