Welcome to Squirrelbait's music parodies! In this section, you will find an accumulation of over 25 years of song spoof writing, for which became the basis of this site. These are original parodies of popular (and not so popular) song lyrics spanning many decades and covering many hilarious topics! Yes, call me an old squirrel, but most of these parodies are older stuff, so you won't find too much songs in here from the 2000's, but I will be changing that as I will be adding more recent popular songs.

All song parodies are 100% original and are sorted by title, artist and decade. Also be sure to check out my spoofs of album covers and laugh your way into the holiday spirit with Christmas music parodies! Stay tuned, more to come!

RECENT SONG PARODIES:

YOU BUTTERED YOUR BUTT
You Better, You Bet (The Who)

You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!

I met you on the internet, you said you like the kinky sex
I sometimes like to try whips and chains
and I’ve also had threesomes and I have no regrets
I love it when you tie me up, as long as it’s not too complex
I’m always up to try something different
but I was not prepared for what would happen next, Mmmmm
For what, would happen next, oh, I’m perplexed

When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on the knife
And I will use it, use it with delight

I like those lace panties that open at the crotch
I'm not into those fruits and veggies, I just like to watch
You seem to have an open mind, and open cheeks
I know some women are weird, but you are pretty sweet

I don't really mind if it’s too greasy, ooh, to you it’s like a drug
When you say come over and bring a tub, to rub, to rub

When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on your ass
And yes, it’s melting, melting pretty fast

I’ll try anything with you
The more exciting the better
Your love for dairy, it shows
And it sets your heart a flutter
Using some butter

There’s butter on the knife

There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now
There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now

I showed up late one night with Imperial and Country Crock
But knowing that you’re easy to please isn’t really much of a great big shock
I know it’s been making a sticky mess and it gets slippery sometimes
But your bottom looks so good and it glistens like a glazed ham everytime

And when it comes to what you’re yearning
I know what I'm churning
I've got a pound of what you need
It’s fat free…

When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?...oooh!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt

There’s butter on the knife
And I will spread it, on you all night

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All parodies and humour within this site is written and created by MIKEY SQUIRREL (nom de plume) and is copyright © 2019 Squirrelbait Parodies. This comedic material is for the purpose of humorous entertainment and is in no way intended to offend or hurt anyone. This includes all snowflakes and people who are looking for something to piss them off. Some things in here may be too mature for those whose minds are not warped yet. You have been casually warned!