Sweet Poon

Hot Chicks To Meet/Talk To/Eventually Do

"I like my women like I like my cheese. Fat free American Singles Only. Foreign chicks are usually fruity." ~Matt

Elise Page - Check mothah fuckah! Hahaha.
Reese Witherspoon
Nikki Taylor
Bridget Fonda - Her last name's Fonda. Fon-dah. Come on!
Sandy Miller - I know she's got like 3 kids but holy crap, hand to god, Hottest newscaster I've ever seen.
Leah Rimini - The wife on King of Queens
Kirsten Dunst - Cheerleaders. Yum.
Alyssa Milano - I can't believe I didn't put this one on there sooner.
Mandy Moore - Definitely hotter than most of the chicks I know.
Gillian Anderson - Red Hair. Ching.
Teri Hatcher - Older version of Alyssa Milano and therefore more experienced.
Charlize Theron - Though I've seen her naked in The Devil's Advocate. What's the point?
Poe - Hot Musical Siren
Alanis Morrisette - Hot Musical Siren
Fiona Apple - Crazy Hot Musical Siren
Lucy Liu - Mmmmm. Asian. They don't have cheese there.
Keri Russell - Would it be incest? Possibly.
Jenny Jones - Have you ever seen a women look better in camoflage?
Cindy Crawford - Classic
Kristy Swanson - The Original Buffy or should I say Busty? Don't watch Flowers In The Attic, it'll ruin it for you.
Holly. No. Too Easy. Way too easy. Way way waaaaaaaaay too easy. Everybody knows the combination to that vault.
Jessica Biel- If she doesn't like being a good girl on The WB then bring it on over here. We aren't the number one WB station in the country without good reason.
The Airport Girl- Hey. It's me. I saw you at the Airport and you were looking good. You were wearing a blue camo shirt. Send me an e-mail, baby.
I just want to take this opportunity to say that I hate the English. The only good things to ever come from England was Elizabeth Hurley and America.
Elizabeth Hurley.
Rachel Leigh Cook- Ever seen Josie and her Pussy? It was a low budget porno. But what a classic.
Tara Reid- Ever seen Josie's friend and her Pussy?
More to come. Or not. It's my site. I'll do whatever I please.