Mystery Science Theater 3000 presents:

#904: Werewolf

Prologue: Mike thinks he's James Lipton, host of the cable hit "Actors Studio" program. He also thinks Crow is Ray Liotta, and interviews him within an inch of his life.
Segment One: Crow applies the clown hammer to Mike / James Lipton. Mike snaps out of it and immediately remembers their escape opportunity, since the SOL is in geo-synchronus orbit around earth. He'll use a giant ladder and climb down!
On the planet, Pearl, Bobo, and Observer are greedily eating their breakfast cereal. Mike manages to land on the worst place on earth - Castle Forrester! Pearl has Brain Guy whip up a lit cannon to dispatch him.

Segment Two: Mike and Servo play the fun game "Who Would You Want in Your Werewolf Movie?" Inspired by Joe Estevez, all the actors they choose are brothers of famous people! Get it? Thank you.

Segment Three: After watching the heart-wrenching scene where a werewolf drives a car and crashes fatally, Mike and the 'bots make the odd choice to sing a 1960's girl-group song about it.

Segment Four: Mike cuts himself on Crow and becomes a WERECROW.
Segment Five: Mike is further along in his development as a WERECROW. Meanwhile, Servo is beginning to turn into a WEREMIKE.

Down in Castle Forrester, Pearl has decided to create her own werewolf by injecting the essence of a wolf into a man! Brain Guy delivers a peasant, but Bobo's search for a wolf results in an adorable little cocker spaniel.
Thwarted, they retire for the day.

Stinger: Addled-brained Euro-model: "Diss iss obsaluttly fussinading." (Trans.: "This is absolutely fascinating." I think)

Oh, sweet, wonderful Werewolf. Where to begin? OK, in no particular order:
Accents galore, resulting in myriad pronunciations of the word "werewolf": e.g., "wurwilf," "warwulf," and so on.
The house caretaker -- who is some weird hybrid of Jerry Garcia and a Michigan Militiaman - singing his signature top-forty hit, "Strange Things A-Doin'."
The many werewolf looks this movie presents: sometimes simply a wolf, other times a kind of man-bear, other times a sort of fruit bat puppet, and at still other times just a guy with the mumps overdue for a shave.
The main archeologist earnestly and somberly presenting his theory of how werewolves must "sleep nose to anus."
I could go on, as you could, too, I'm sure.
A few bits of MST trivia:

Werewolf is the newest movie we've ever done (1995).
The cute cocker spaniel at the end of segment five is Humphrey, Kevin's dog, who readers of the MST Amazing Colossal Episode Guide will recognize as the photo op dog at the end of the book in Kevin's, Trace's, Mike's, Mary Jo's, Paul's, & Jim's arms. Finally, as a writer who tries to actually write, and knowing many like me (many right in this very Best Brains office!), I will be filing a class-action suit on behalf of us all for this movie's premise that its doorknob protagonist is a man of the pen. Sure, I know the guy has problems what with his sporadic turning into a werewolf and all, but, for instance, Mike kept writing even when he sprained his ankle. They're feeding you lies about us, I say!
- Bill Corbett

This movie was released on videotape and is ready for you to buy and enjoy again and again:

Werewolf

(1995)

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The best book for looking up movie titles and descriptions is the Movie / Video Guide by Leonard Maltin. He doesn't have a listing for Werewolf, though he does have one for "Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory" (1961), which he describes as "Strictly bottom-of-the-barrel," which is pretty bad when you consider the above Werewolf didn't even make the cut...

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