All these are downloadable and there are NO Real Player sounds. Just because I think EVERYBODY's worth these! And they're totally free! :)
I will add more....as I go along---but for now, this is what ya' got!!! Im only putting the funniest ones on there! :)
Friends Theme--TV version--
Rachel: Isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic?
Joey: you guys are messing with me right?
Everybody: Yeah...yeah
Joey: Oh, thats a good one--for a second there I was like...."woah!"
Phoebe: Hi Im Phoebe the daughter you abandoned...oh by the way--I broke your dog
Chandler: Ding Dong, the psycho's gone!
Ross (to rachel):Monica's right...were talking about getting married here...okay--so, so you cant just rush into this.
Rachel: Oh..what do you know? You married a lesbian!!
Joey (to Mon): Monica...relax, go get a beer
Monica: I dont want a beer!
Joey: Who said it was for you?
Chandler: You bitch...
Carol(to Ross): I know you will...the right woman...she's just--waiting for you.
Ross: Easy for you to say...you found one already.
Ross: Nu uh, no, no dont- stop cleansing my aoura.
Chandler: Oo, this is a dear diary moment.
Chandler: Dont touch the computer, dont ever touch the computer!
Joey: Look at me! Im Chandler! Could I *Be* wearin' anymore cloths?!
Chandler: Alright check out this bad boy-12 megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive, built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits over 28 thou. BPS.
Phoebe: Wow, what are you gunna use it for?
Chandler: Games and stuff!
Joey: This guy is so stupid! Its count rushmore!
CH: Ah well, despite the yummy bages & the apple potention, I've got pants that need to be altered. Joey: OLh hey, chandler, when you see Frankie-tell him Joey Tribiani said hello...he'll know what it means!
-Laughs-
Chandler:You sure he'll be able to crack that code?!
Joey: Ya know how we'a, save all those chopsticks for no good reason when we get chinese food?
Chandler: yeah...
Joey: Now we got a reason.
Chandler:What?
Joey: Were fashoning a very long poking device.
Carol: I know you will, the right woman is just...waiting for you.
Ross: Easy for you to say you found one already.
