Hi, I’m Chris. You may remember my old profile. It was full of great jokes and overall pieces of wit. This is my new profile, which will probably be nowhere near as good, but come with me as we find out.

BUT FIRST, a brief band history!.

Dave has left to be replaced by Rob. Rob walked out to be replaced with Dave. Dave left to be replaced by Paul McCulloh… MaCula… McCulla… Something along those lines anyway

Oh, Goo joined. Goo left. Bye Goo!.

I assume you know about me by now. I learnt keyboard. Ste forced me to join on one (probably) sunny (probably) afternoon on the Internet. Months later they realised their mistake… but by then I could drive, and could justify it.

Down there a bit, it asks to give a word to describe each member of the band. A word isn’t enough to describe the diverse complexity of the plethora of personalities in the F. So with my (non-existent) psychology degree in hand, lets do a mini profile for each member! Why go to other profiles when mine has EVERYTHING?! (cos yours is SHITE - STE!)

Little Drummer boy Paul is still the drummer. He’s also still Paul. He’s also changed his drumming style. Some might say that the change is for the better. But some might say that sunshine follows thunder, and go and tell THAT to the man who cannot shine.

Ste is not still the bass player, as he is a front man. Who now plays bass. And sings. As you can tell, Ste is very complex. But unfortunately, he edits the site which means that telling you about how he secretly wants to (edited for space reasons – Ste).(I actually didn’t edit that, that was just Chris being a cock!!!! – STE! GRRRRR!)

Paul McCullagh (or whatever) creates problems. Because I can’t even use Paul M to senote him as Paul Morton also begins with M. Which means I have to write Paul McCullagh (or whatever). He is new, so I don’t know much. All I know is that he thinks he would be PERFECT to take over as the NEXT Saddam Hussain! Or is that George Bush? (way to get our site shut down Chris - STE!) I’m confused.

Chris. Man, what can I say about Chris that hasn’t been said anywhere else? Chris rules! He’s an all round great guy and is the driving force behind this band!

See what I’ve done there? I drive a car, and I’m the driving force… ah, forget it, I’m wasted on you people.

QUICK QUESTIONS

Name: Chris Burton

Date Of Birth: 23/06/83

Musical Influences/Favorite Bands: Reel Big Fish SHITE), Mighty Mighty Bosstones(SHITE), The Charlatans

Instruments: Keyboard

Likes: Ska(SHITE), Indie, actually… most music. Football. Wrestling.

Dislikes: Having to replace my older better profile, stupid skater kids that haven’t got a clue.

Ambitions: To either get through Uni or get somewhere with the band.

Describe yourself in three words: clever, nice, quiet

Give one word to describe the other band members:

Ste = Ego (And I mean that in a GOOD way, really)
Little Drummer boy = Lazy
Paul McCullagh (Or whatever) = Quiet

When did you join The F: September 2000

Last gig: "The Music" at Middlesbrough Town hall.