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All questions were answered as truthfully as I wanted to be. The questionnaire was donated to me by Charles U. Farley
What is your name?
Bleorg the Wonder Llama
Do you play any instruments?
Bass, keyboard, while I can sing, no one wants to
hear it.
If you had a favorite color, what would it be?
Midnight blue, black.
Who are some people you've recently had dreams about, whether they be waking or sleeping
(other than lovers)?
Nelson the Cockroach Man (my arch nemesis )
You get the chance to be the opening act for any band you choose; who are they and what
would you wear if the audience was from Utah?
Anathema. I'd wear only my bass. . . and
maybe some sunglasses.
What are some songs you wish you never heard because they're stuck in your head? How
long has this been going on?
"Ironic" by Morrissette
Do you watch Star Trek? If so, which show? If you could be a member of a bridge
crew, whom would you be and who would you like to"jump" in a Jeffrey's Tube?
Enterprise, Voyager, and NG. I'd be a Voyager crew member,
more alien encounters that way. I'd jump 7 of 9.
What is something you're really proud of, but not a lot of people know about it since it
never comes up in conversation?
My big toe.
Finish this line: Chiquita Cuo-Cuo, the clucking chicken from Chicago. . .
Boinked a bouncer back in Berlin.
What is your p.c. term for political correctness?
A thinly disguised attempt at guilt free speech that
inadvertently causes the very racism it seeks to avoid.
What is a word that would make all the world think you are really freaking smart? Do
you actually know what the word means?
Gradobianzobilous. Yes
Why do you deserve a webpage?
Honestly, I don't. But I do and you're reading it so it serves a purpose, even if all it does is piss you off. So be it.
Life sucks and you decide to commit suicide; How would you do it?
Hallucinogenic/psychotrophic drug OD
If you could pierce any part of your body, without pain or overtly permanent bodily
damage, where would you get it done?
Probably in Amsterdam.
Pretend for a moment that you've been given a chance to star in a movie along side you're
favorite actor/actress. Who would it be? What genre movie would it be?
Sarah Michelle Gellar or Christina Ricci. It'd a be a
demonic/psycho/slasher/horror/action film where I was the love interest/bad guy .
Tonight you get to have dinner at the White House. What room would you have sex in?
Also, Define sex in the context of a Mormon Missionary going to Paraguay for the
second time. Why would a missionary go to Paraguay rather than Uruguay?
I'd do it in the presidential bathroom (the 1st
toilet). Sex: That mysterious spanky thing my parents did. Why
Paraguay? Why the hell not????
Describe yourself in 3 adverbs
Inadvertently, interfrasticly, indefinitely.
If you were a tree, what kind would you be? How would you feel about losing all your
leaves every autumn?
I'd be an oak. I'd feel that even though I'd be alone,
I'd know that it's a natural part of the universe and try to take solace in the fact that
I'd soon be a table.
Any closing Thoughts?
Have you every wondered just why people like myself
make webpages of absolutely no intrinsic value, other than to foster their egos, but
knowing that deep down inside, no one gives a shit about just who they are, and that only
their friends pretty much end up reading the damn thing. . .?
Artwork graciously donated by the Wonderful, Fabulous Anna
