1. She dissed BSB! Go to Britney Disses the BSB for more info.
2. She wants to be a role model
for girls but is absolutely useless.
Getting breast implants at the
age of 17 is NOT being a very good role model. Dressing like a slut is
NOT being a good role model.
3. She had breast implants.
Not convinced that she had breast
implants? Look at the Baby, One More Time video and the Sometimes video.
In Sometimes, look at her on the pier and compare it to anything of her
in Baby, One More Time. Just look!
4. She likes her cousin.
In the Baby, One More Time video,
the guy in the gym she's staring at is her cousin! Giving your cousin dirty
looks in a video IS NOT a good idea. As if that isn't enough, she has to
invite him back for more dirty looks in the Sometimes video. This time
he even picks her up and twirls her around. They both look like they're
having a good time! I mean, come on! Your cousin? That is just plain sick!
5. She has BAD taste in everything.
Dating Justin Timberlake from N'
Sync is a very BIG sign of bad taste. He looks like something you'd scrub
a toilet with! And to make it worse, she goes on tour with N' Sync. Now
that is BAD TASTE!
She has bad taste in clothes as well. Someone call the fashion police! Has anyone told her that tops are actually allowed to cover your stomach? But of course, she can only afford scraps of material anyway, so that doesn't come as much of a surprise. Visit her slut wardrobe!
6. BAD ALBUM!!!
I haven't got her album, but my
friend showed it to me. God! Aarrrgghh! Cover your eyes!!! She is just
so up herself, she has to have a horrifying poster of herself. She wants
us to go deaf and blind! From what I can tell, the songs are horrific as
well. Soda Pop? Email My Heart? CHEESY!!!
7. BAD SINGER!!!
Cover your ears, everyone! I think
she sounds like a drag queen, some guy's voice breaking, a screeching cat,
an ambulance siren, a drill and someone having an asthma attack all rolled
into one. TERRIBLE!!!
8. BAD DANCER!!!
Look at her videos. What the hell
kind of dancing is that? Even I could do something better and believe me,
I CAN NOT dance!
In the World Music Awards, she performed two songs, and in both of them, she did not dance! They showed the video behind her but she just stood there, doing nothing. Probably told by her surgeon not to do any strenuous activity after the implants!
Speaking of the awards, she sounded even worse (if possible) than on radio! Of course, with all the electronic editing, it's not a wonder!
9. She has no brain.
Listen to her interviews. How many
times can a person fit 'like' and 'that' into a sentence? Obviously, a
lot! Her vocabulary probably doesn't include words over 8 letters! Cue
cards are probably another important factor for her in interviews.
10. She is NOT photogenic.
Just look at any of the photos,
posters and anything else to do with her. Aaarrggghhhh!!! FREAK!!! Oh my
god! Someone help! I'm going blind! You'd think the camera guy would be
vision impaired.