Parodies of Britney's Songs
Sometimes (Britney singing to Justin)
I know that I'm horny for you
Like I can't keep my dirty hands away from you
Why can't you stand still and stay
'Cos every time I come so close you move away
Bridge
Don't you believe in anything that I say?
You know you'll feel so good
I know you really want me, I won't go slow
We can use protection, you know
Chorus
Sometimes you run
Sometimes you hide
Sometimes you're scared of me
But all I really want is to make you tight
Do you right
Sleep with you day and night
We can do it any time
Why are you always so shy?
You know I wanna do you and then multiply
Hope that you will sleep with me
We can go where no one else will ever be
Repeat Bridge
Repeat Chorus
I'm so desperate, you'll see
I will even hump trees
Know you want me, sleep with me
The way that I, sleep with you
Repeat Chorus 'til end
Always Flash My Chest
Oh boobies, boobies. Why didn't you just grow? And now you're made with plastic
Oh boobies, boobies. Does silicone overflow? 'Cos you've become elastic!
Bridge
I was, only just a size A
But I'll take that size D, any day, because
Chorus
My boob-less-ness, was killing me
And I, I must confess, I paid for these (I paid for these)
When I was size A, I wasn't best
Now I can rest, I can always flash my chest!
Oh boobies, boobies. Now that you fill a ditch. I'll never need those sex toys!
Oh boobies, boobies. You're gonna make me rich. 'Cos I'll pose nude for playboy!
Repeat Bridge
Repeat Chorus
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I wanna go home!
 Copyright 1999 Mel from Larger Than Life