"When I was supporting 'N Sync on their tour, I would walk on stage and girls would boo me." It goes to show that those girls were smart and didn't want to see you prancing about in your slutty outfit!

"At the moment I'm wearing no make-up and an old sweatshirt." Oh my god! She's wearing no make-up. Aarrggghh! Cover you eyes!!!

Reporter asks if Brit knows Billie. "Um... I'm not sure. Is she a singer? I think I saw her in a magazine." Well duh-uh, she's a singer! God, this just proves Britney's not very smart.

"Oh gosh!" Oh gosh? Get with the modern times, girl!

"I was the youngest one there, actually." Where? At the brothel?

"It made me look like a pork." So, she finally admits it herself! I think she still looks like a pork.

"I wasn't a problem child." Yeah right! I think dressing like a slut in tasteless clothes IS a problem!

Brit on not doing homework. "I'd act really sincere and say, "Oh! I'm sorry! I thought it was due next week!" They would totally believe me!" This just proves she's a liar and a bitch!

"When am I ever gonna use this in my life? Never - that's when!" Is she talking about contraceptives?

"I'm not a bad person, I'm very good. Not bad at all." Is that what Justin and all your other 'clients' told you?

"It's hard to find any guys who can dance well!" She's talking about herself!

"When I do go out, I completely deserve it." You don't deserve anything, you ugly skank!

"I read a lot of books." Yeah, like Dr Seuss books?