Justin: She's a friend of ours. We love Britney, she's cool! Can't you just picture the cue cards?

Chris: We've all pashed Britney Spears anyway! The slut strikes again!

Justin: It makes you feel good about what you're doing. He must have had a little chat with Britney.

Justin (on Britney's breast implant rumors): I don't know too much about her breasts - I'm too busy staring at her butt! I knew it!

Joey (on Britney's breast implant rumors): Does she have any breasts?! Not before the implants, no. Didn't you notice? Or were you too busy staring at her butt as well?

Lance (on Britney's breast implant rumors): We heard she had butt implants! She is probably implanted and plastic all over !

Justin: Like dating my sister! No comment on that one!

Joey: We were doing a signing and someone threw a water balloon. It landed near a fan. We left 'cos we didn't want any fans getting hurt. Since when could water balloons hurt you? I thought they only got you wet.

Justin: I sound like Mickey Mouse. Okay, Justin. Sure you do!

Justin (on BSB as competition): It's not even a competition to us. We just have fun with it. We didn't come into the scene to try and beat anybody. We just want to make a name for ourselves and that's what we're doing. We're not responsible for anybody else's destiny except our own. Did your manager make you memorize that one?

Chris: I used to work in an outback steakhouse. Yeah, okay Chris.

Justin: We're beautiful. I'll have to disagree on that one!

Justin: I'm money! Yeah, dirty money!