Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why do we park on driveways & drive on parkways?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why call it a building if it's already been built?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?
How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left