Favorite Lines
Dawson's Creek
"I can deal with the rejection pretty effortlessly."
"You know the guy with the brown hair and the throbbing neck
muscles? Well, that's me."
"Do you think it's easy to fail? OK, this has taken my a considerable amout of
work and energy."
"Now, if your dad is Mr. Manmeat, does that make you Mr. Manmeat Jr.,
or Mr. Manmeat the second?"
"I may not believe you Stephanie, but I believe in you." (Pacey acting as a character in Dawson's movie)
"Not since our torrid night of naked face-sucking." (response to Dawson's question concerning Joey's wherabouts)
"Fathers are weird creatures, aren't they?"
"That girl is head-in-the-clouds, 100%, ass-backwards in love with you!" (to Dawson, referring to Joey)
"I tell you one thing, I wouldn't bet against that Potter girl."
"You know, I thought that Capeside should know that at least one member of the
Witter family was having heterosexual sex."
"I dare you to kiss, on the lips, Dawson Leary, for a full 15 seconds."
"Not Emilio Estevez! He was in those duck movies! Those are classics!"
"Hey, what're you doing over there?" (when Joey's getting changed on the other side of the truck)
"Everybody say yeah!" (driving up in the pick up)
"Let's play pin the tail on the hoe bag."
"Well, I went into the bathroom to...relieve the tension...and the coach
walks in...."
"Why don't you just play like you're drunk and go back to sleep."
"You're really, really enjoying the fact that Jen's ex is in town,
aren't you?"
"Alright Joe, say goodbye to the nice serial rapist man."
"You have som raging, hormonal obsession for our friend Dawson, don't you?"
"Wouldn't that just piss my dad off?" (referring to entering the Miss
Windjammer contest for prize money to move out)
"What's my prize?" (to Tamara after he finishes reading a book)
"Oh please dont leave me, please say you'll come back
someday! Dont worry darling I'll come back for you, unless of course my plane is
shot down by Nazis and my face is burned beyond reconition after cutting off
William Defoe's finger." (When Pacey was talking about the English patient to
get the baby to sleep.)
"Would you tell your client I'm sorry?"
"Don't talk trash, recycle!"
"Check it, Oompa Loompa!"
"Oh suprise! Break the pinyata."
"My butt is like a magnet. Chicks can't keep their eyes off it."
"Ooh, that felt good!" (when his butt got xeroxed)
"Oh please, spare me! You're nothing but a white bread country club goodie two shoes with a bad case of potty mouth!"
"Big sex stud?"
"Your tongue was in my mouth!"
"You...I want you."
"Listen, I have three menstrually diverse sisters, okay? Cosmo is my savior!"
"Uh.....what's the food that makes a woman horny?.....Oh, oysters."
"I'm a firm believer in sometimes it's right to do what's wrong."
"And if I were to object?"
"I got the girl this time, Dawson."
"What can I say? She has gaydar."
"You, me, the movies tonight. We're stalking a faculty member!"
"It's a crock. The truth is, you're a well put-together, knock out of a woman
who's feeling a little insecure about hitting 40. So when a young, virile
boy, such as myself flirts with you, you enjoy it. You entice it, you
fantasize about what it would be like to be with that young boy on the verge
of manhood.
"You think she's a virgin? Wanna nail her?...And a wasted moment it was. I
mean, greater men would be nailin' right now."
"If you could do anything in the world right now, what would it be?"
"I'm the best sex you'll never have."
"I actually have the possibility of losing my virginity in a high-level
fantasy fashion."
"Don't worry, he does this all the time." (when Doug pulls the gun)
"Oh, you're so butch, Dougie!"
"I'm jealous of every
man who smelled your hair and who held your body close to his."
"All I can say is enjoy it man, life has some pretty unexpected benefits."
"She wants me." (referring to Miss Jacobs in the video store)
Ronnie and Julie
"I didn't say I didn't like it..."
"I guess I never met the right girls.You know, no one I
really wanted to spend any time with...I think my luck is changing."
"They can't keep us apart."
"This kid's on fire!"
Robin of Locksley
"If I was aiming for your lard butt I wouldn't have missed."
"I'm standing here and I'm looking at your face with my arrow in the middle of the bullseye..."
D3: The Mighty Ducks
"Whoaaaa!" (when Bombay pulls him out of bed)
"Did I tell you I'm allergic to nuts? Any kind of nuts, I swear, I blow up!"
"I got to tell her to stop using the horse turds in the recipe!"
"Aw, man, c'mon! My mom made me brownies!"
"Are you blind??!!! "
"Goldberg, don't you ever do that to me again!"
"You obviously don't even have a clue."
"I'm not a defenseman I'm a scorer!"
"Give me a break!"
"Ya know, I'm the captain of the new JV team."
"But I'm not a warrior. I'm a duck!"
"Wussies!" (when the team's complaining about their new coach in the locker room)
"I want to play two way hockey."
"This guy's no duck..."
"Bring it on!"
"I gotta walk..."
"Hi, uh, we're the ducks."
D2: The Mighty Ducks
"Oh, oh, say change it up.... SCREAM IT!"
"He can have my spot, it's what I can do for the team. Let me do it."
"This isn't much fun, Coach."
The Mighty Ducks
"You can't make me cheat."
"You know, my mom has many qualities that men find attractive."
"You made us and now you're stuck with us!"
"Yeah, but
a quarter of an inch the other way and you would have missed completely..."
Magic in the Water
"I'm gonna die of boredom..."
"You mean you lost your cookies."
"I bet I could drive that."
Digger
"I'd be Captain Nemo, unseen, but present!"
"That kiss was the best, wasn't it?"
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