Spoken Word
I'm Like The Deffest
Menu for the Week
Deflated inflatable punching bag
Q-Tip from a throat culture[used]
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A picture of my name spelled out in pasta tubes
A cardboard constructed octagon
A photo of your girlfriend wearing a turban
Phone number list of all the girls who rejected you
Wool sweater hand made by grandma
Twelve minute video of you decimating the sweater
Vanilla Ice[cream]
Two sledgehammers, thirteen nails, and a bag of dirt
Change for twenty dollars[all in pennies]
A book of mad-libs[half-finished]
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