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How do you make erap laugh on Friday?
Tell him a joke on Monday.

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Why does erap only change his baby's diapers once a month?
Because the label says, Good for up to 20 pounds.

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How did erap try to kill the bird?
He threw it off of a cliff.

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What do you do if erap throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How do you keep erap busy?
Give him a pack of M&M's and ask him to alphabetize them.

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Why did erap get fired from the M&M factory?
Because he kept eating all of the ones with W's on them.

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One day, erap was driving to baguio. On the way, he saw a sign that said, Clean Restrooms Ahead. By the time he finally reached the city, he had scrubbed and polished 68 of them.

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erap was very proud of herself for finishing his jigsaw puzzle in only two months; after all, the box said 2-5 years.

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Erap went into a pizza parlor. When he said that he'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked him how many pieces he'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said erap. I don't think I could ever eat twelve.

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One day, Erap and Loi were walking through the park.
Suddenly, Loi said, Oh, look, a dead birdie.
Erap looked up and said, Where?

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Three men, erap, bill, and nelson, were stranded on an island. The nelson looked over the water to the mainland and estimated the distance to be about twenty miles. So, he announced that he was going to try and swim back.

After swimming five miles or so, nelson began to get tired. However, determined to keep at it, he kept going. Unfortunately, ten miles out, he became exhausted and drowned. Bill, who was stronger than nelson had been, decided to give it a try. After getting out about ten miles or so, he too began to get tired. Just like nelson, he was determined to keep going; only five miles from the mainland, he too became exhausted and drowned.

Now, erap had always been the strongest of the three. And so, after seeing how far bill had gotten, he knew that he had a good chance of making it.Erap swam away from the island, and was making good time. He passed ten miles easily; however, when he reached fifteen, he began to get tired, too. But he kept going.

Finally, after reaching nineteen miles, with the mainland only a mile away and in sight, erap realized that he was simply too tired to go on. So he swam back.

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