JOKES
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HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE
In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious in knowing what particular schools attended the big celebration. So he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess who he found and where he found them... UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn UP Manila - they were into "drugs" Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling La Salle - they were evesdropping San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were at the bedroom with some Paulinians St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans, like always Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving St. Scholastica - they were next in line with the bathroom CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry St. Louis - they were in front of the air condition UE - they don't know what's air condition UST - they were everywhere FEU - they were nowhere MLQU - sob! they were not invited San Sebastian - how the hell did they pass the security? Letran - the security Mapua - they were fixing the leak in the roof TIP - they were the ones who created the leak NU - they were outside the house selling cigarettes JRC - they were the ones buying Adamson - went to Luneta instead CRC - what the hell is this party for? PSBA - what the hell is CRC? NCBA - what the hell is PSBA? |
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