ITALY = as in I TRULY ADORE AND LOVE YOU
SASAYA = as in STAY AS SWEET AS YOU ARE

To outdo these, he wrote his girlfriend working in The Middle East and it started with:

ABC = as in ALWAYS BE CAREFUL
DEF = as in DON'T EVER FORGET
GHI = as in GO HOME IMMEDIATELY

and then he proceeded with

JKLM = as in JUST KEEP LOVING ME

then went on

NOPQRSTUVW (!) = as in NO ONE PERFECTLY QUITE ROMANTIC SHOULD TREAT U VERY WELL (WHEW!!!)

then XYZ...hmmm...he paused and thought very hard after this far.

Then, he snapped his finger, and then wrote: XEE YOU ZOON!!!!

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Erap calling hotel receptionist.
erap: paano ako makakalabas dito sa kuwarto ko?
receptionist: bakit po sir, ano pong problema sa mga pinto?
erap: dalawa lang ang pinto. ang isa pag bukas ko banyo. 'yung isa naman may nakasabit na "do not disturb".

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Well, it seems that these three fellows, FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad by the NPAs. As the final hour approaches, each one of them is trying to think of a way to escape this inevitable doom. The time comes for the execution and FVR is brought first in front of the firing squad.

As the blindfold is being tied around his head, he decides that he will attempt his escape by diverting the attention of his executioners at the final moment, and then running away. The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8,.....".

Just before the officer reaches "1", FVR shouts, " FLOOD !!". Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their rifles and turn around searching for the onrush of water. In all of this confusion, the FVR manages to take off his blindfold and run away. By the time the executioners are aware of what happened, FVR has made his way deep into the woods.

Cory is called on next to appear before the squad. Seeing FVR's success, she decides to attempt a similar escape. She knows, though, that her executioners will not fall for the 'flood' trick again. Instead, she decides to use another natural disaster. The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8, .....".

Just before the officer reaches "1", Cory shouts, "TORNADO !!". Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their rifles and turn around searching for the onrush of wind. In all of the confusion, the Cory manages to take off her blindfold and run away. By the time the executioners are aware of what happened, Cory has made her way deep into the woods.

Erap is called on next to appear before the squad. Seeing his predecessor's successes, Erap decides to attempt a similar escape. He knows, though, that his executioners will not fall for the 'flood' or the 'hurricane' tricks again. Instead, he decides to use another natural disaster.The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8, .....".