Top Ten Sexually Explicit Lines From.....
 

"Star Wars"

10.  "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what
you smell!"
9.  "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull
out in time?"
8.  "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7.  "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6.  "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5.  "You came in that thing?  You're braver than I thought."
4.  "Sorry about the mess..."
3.  "Look at the size of that thing!"
2.  "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1.  "She may not look like much, but she's got it where
it counts, kid."


"Empire Strikes Back"

10.  "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9.  "Size matters not.  Judge me by my size, do you?"
8.  "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7.  "But now we must eat.  Come, good food, come..."
6.  "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for
a while."
5.  "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4.  "I must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her
all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3.  "Possible, he came in through the south entrance."
2.  "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1.  "Control, control!  You must learn control!"
 
 
"Return Of The Jedi"

10.  "I look forward to completing your training.  In time,
you will call me master."  (Emperor)
9.  "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"  (Leia)
8.  "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver
at the battle of Taanab."  (Lando)
7.  "There is good in him, I've felt it."  (Luke)
6.  "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba
the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit."  (C3PO)
5.  "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast
as they can."      (Jerjerrod), with reply "Perhaps I can find
new ways to motivate them." (Darth)
4.  "Grab me Chewie.  I'm slipping -- hold on.  Grab it,
almost... you almost got it.  Gently now, all right, easy,
easy, hold me, Chewie, Chewie!"  (Han)
3.  "Short help's better than no help at all."  (Han)
2.  "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han)
1.  "Back door, huh?  Good idea!" (Han)