Loch Ness

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LOCH NESS

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when all of the sudden the Loch Ness Monster came up out of the water and attacked his boat. The beast hit the little boat with such force that both the boat and the atheist fisherman flew 100 feet in the air! The Monster then placed himself below the airborne fisherman with his huge mouth wide open and waited for the fisherman to fall so he could swallow him whole. As the man began to fall toward the gaping jaws of the monster he shouted "Oh my God, help me!"

Suddenly the scene froze in place and the atheist hung in mid air. A booming voice came out of the clouds like thunder and the atheist heard "I thought you didn't believe in me!"

"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded..."Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."

"Well," said God "Now that you are a believer you have to understand that I will not perform miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of a monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?"

The atheist thought for a minute and replied "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also."

God replied "So be it."

The scene started in motion again with the atheist falling toward the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster then folded his claws together and said "Lord...Bless this food you have so graciously provided..."

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