A Federal Check

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A FEDERAL CHECK

Danny took his Social Security check to the bank for deposit. As he stood and waited in the long line, he inadvertently began to nervously fold and unfold his check.

When it finally came his turn at the teller's window, he handed the girl his ruffled check. She practically scolded him saying, "Sir, can't you read this check? It says, 'Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.'"

"So?" replied Danny.

"Well," said the teller, "You shouldn't do that. The government doesn't like it."

That's when Danny looked her straight in the eye and replied, "Well, the government does a lot of things I don't like, too!"

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