Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father(F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

(S) : Why do women enjoy it more than men?
(F) : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

(S) : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
(F) : It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else comes over and digs your nose, do you like it??

(S) : Why can't women have it when they're having their period?
(F) : If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

(S) : Why don't men like to wear condoms when they are making love?
(F) : Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger??

(S) : Why is making love carried out in private?
(F) : Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!!