JOKES
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DO YOU KNOW ANY LAWYER JOKES? Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. * * * * * * *
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? * * * * * * *
How does an attorney sleep? * * * * * * *
How many lawyer jokes are there? * * * * * * *
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? * * * * * * *
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? * * * * * * * If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? * * * * * * *
What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? * * * * * * *
What do you call a lawyer gone bad? * * * * * * *
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? * * * * * * *
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? * * * * * * *
What does a lawyer use for birth-control? * * * * * * *
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? * * * * * * *
What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? * * * * * * *
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? * * * * * * *
What's another difference between a lawyer and a vulture? * * * * * * *
What's the difference between God and a lawyer? * * * * * * *
Why does California have the most lawyers in the country and New Jersey have
the most toxic waste sites? * * * * * * *
Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers
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