This is what I do if I want to annoy people.
Make a crackly sound as slowly as you can. Expesaly when you are in someplace that is crowded.
If some one sits by you in a crouded place. tell them the seat is for your imaginary friend.
If you are on a bus. Tell the person that you are beside that you have terrible gas, and that you hope it is not the silent but deadly type.
Go to a store during sample day. And take all you can eat.
Every time someone says something to you. Reply.."why?" IT works with eveerything. (personl favorite)
Constantly sharpen your pencil durning class.
Make a wierd face when others are infront of the class giving speaches, and what not.
After someone gives you a complement, give them a thumbs up. Do it every time you see them. Do this for several days.
Say "Hi Harry" To every bald guy you see. Then say "sorry, thought you were someone else."
When parking your car. Take two places.
That's all I can think of for now. My head is starting to hurt. I will try this later. Cheeri-O.
1. George Bush was president when? (approximately) ___ (a) B.C. ___ (b) A.D.
2. Where is the sun? ___ (a) In the closet ___ (b) At the KMart ___ (c) In the glove compartment ___ (d) the sky
3. Explain Darwin's Theory of Evolution. (ALTERNATE QUESTION: spell your name in all caps)
4. What are can openers used for?
5. If a train is leaving Chicago bound for New York, at 3:00pm going 50 mph, how fast is the train going?
6. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) ___ (a) Jewish ___ (b) Catholic ___ (c) Hindu ___ (d) Polish ___ (e) Agnostic
7. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
8. What time is it when the big hand is on the 1 and the little hand is on the 6?
9. How many dwarfs were there in Snow White and the SEVEN Dwarfs? (approximately)
10. Spell: Car, Bus, and Bike Car: __________________________________________ Bus: __________________________________________ Bike: __________________________________________
11. What was George Washingtons first name?
12. What language is spoken in England?
13. Would you ask Vincent VanGough to ___ (a) build a bridge ___ (b) sail the ocean ___ (c) lead an army or ___ (d) DO A PAINTING
14. Can you explain Issac Newton's Theory of Gravity? ______Yes ______No
15. How many cans of pop are there in a 6 pack?
Now that that's over, how did you do? If you scored higer than 1, you beat my old score. It was .5 thats perty dang good! Thanks you for you time.
These were graciously swiped from spankys page. THANKS SPANKY!!!
To the promised land?
