050501 it started out as a simple innocent adventure. but by the time it was over i realized that it dint end that way. in fact, five minutes after it started it was no longer simple and/or innocent. i dint realize this until seven minutes into the simple innocent adventure, but by then it was too late. having wasted two minutes of time pondering whether the simplicity and innocence of flying monkeys.... errr ... an adventure... was really simple and innocenti then decided to waste more time. oh time, sweet, sweet time. if i had a nickel for every time someone said that i would be the greatest con artist in the universe. having fused myself into the bushi proceeded to yell such random things as : in order to properly be a bush i must think as a bush. here i am enjoying the bush. mmm... sex. wait plants dont have intercourse. so there i was walking along the garden trail and dropping arsenic tablets to the left and behind me. (my girlfriend was on my right and at this point i dint want to kill her although i will change my mind later on if time (oh time, sweet, sweet time) permits me to. i was walking forward, that being the reason i wasnt dropping them in front of me.) hitler was one my left and someone else was too. hitlers a hard bastard to kill. but hes a really good guy once you get to know him. i dont believe that he killed all those jews. how is it possible for one man to kill an estimated twelve million people in five years? thats killing an average of 6576 people every day. thats killing one person every 13 seconds. i dont see how one man can accomplish all of this. hitler rocked the world. ignorance rules. caleb andersons paper is done now. this three ring circus is over.

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