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Welcome to the Caption Contest!
The Dodgier The Better!
This here is the Caption Contest.
Good news, people. The forgotten month of entries is back up.
Mi: Hurrah!
If I've still missed entries, or have credited entries to the wrong person, please let me know. Thanks.
Anyway, simply stare at the picture below and think of a funny (or dirty) caption for it. Don't worry how silly or pathetic you think it is, I probably won't get many entries so every one counts. Then mail it in!
This Month's Picture
Entries Close: 10th July 04
Previous Captions
June
Huge big bucket-loads of thanks to Elina and Broken for helping me with this big ol' mess.
Both: ...Shiney...
~ Broken
Honourable Mentions
Miguel: Oh dear Lord! It looks like Chief Tannibok is going to jump headfirst into
this pool to join us!
Tulio: In case we don't make it, it was nice knowing you, Miguel. ~ Elina
March
Tulio: These skirts sure are skimpy. Good thing we're wearing underwear.
Miguel: Uh... Underwear? ~ ValentineDeer214
Honourable Mentions
Tulio: Man, what a party! These people sure know how to have a good time.
Miguel: Yeah, but I think we could have gone without those stupid board games.
Tulio: You're just jealous because I beat you at Hi Ho Cheerio five times.
Both: TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Tulio: Where the heck did these people shop for these clothes, at a Marde Gras parade?
Tulio: Hmm.... Long hair, colorful dresses. Just slap some lipstick on us and we'd pass as Las Vegas drag queens. ~ valentinedeer214@yahoo.com
Tulio: *watching a bull fight "Carmon's Torador" playing in the background* Yeah! Torador!
Miguel: *Reaching for Tulio's ass* This'll be great, heehee. ~ hopelessdesperation@yahoo.com
February
Tulio: I saw Chel's ex-boyfriend naked at the river the other day, and he's only this big! No wonder she dumped him! ~ ValentineDeer214
Honourable Mentions
Tulio: Look, I don't have any pants on right now, so eyes up here, mister!!!
Tulio: *singing* The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spot.
Miguel: (Thinking) *Juuuuuuuuuuuust humor him*
Tulio: NO NO NO!!! That's all wrong Miguel!! *wiggles his fingers* These are NOT spirit fingers. *wiggles his fingers again* These.... are spirit fingers!
(That's from the movie Bring It On if you didn't know.)
*Aah. The beginning phase of the infamous Purple Nurple.*
Tulio: Wait a minute. Ya got a speck riiiiiiiiight there.~ ValentineDeer214
January
Tulio: Madre de Dios (Mother of God)! they're going to chain us to a wall and beat us senseless with whips and canes! Who knows what other cruel and unspeakable things they're going to do to us?!
Miguel: Alrrrrigght! BONDAGE! ~ Barcelona Girl
Honourable Mentions
Cortez: You both are the worst pair of thieves I have ever heard of.
Miguel: But you have heard of us!
Cortez: You will be flogged. And when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig!
Miguel: Allriiiiiight! Sugar!
Tulio: You missed the point, Miguel.
Miguel: I'm so happy!
Tulio: You're happy we're about to be brutally beaten and enslaved?!
Miguel: No, not that. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! ~ ValentineDeer214
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