The Diary Files
BrassnPugs Monkey House
2/26/00
Diary-
Hey, is this a hottie? (The diary I mean) Just wondering. Lance gave me this. Superman is on it. Isn't he sweet?
Oops, sorry bout that. Grease just spilled all over this thing.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Lancie-Pooh even baked me COOKIES. I ate them. I want more.
Guess what? After the Grammy's, I jumped out of the window like Superman (hey- Salt n Pepa's "lets talk about SEX" is on!) and broke my arm.
Gotta go eat a hot dog now.
Call Me.
Love, Joey
PS- I LOVE YA BRASS!
2/26/00
Diary-
remember, if anyone finds out bout this, my image is GONE.
Lance gave me this as well as a pretty pastel color blanket. gotta hide it or Joey will eat it. I had a nice, long nap and I need another one.
After all day helping Lance bake cookies and helping Justin out with a nightmare, (poor boy gets scared
from seeing socks) it gets me tired. We also have a Trans-Con party (yes, we're still secretly with them. Cant get enough of Lou!) and we need to suck up to, or, suck rather, Louis J. Pearlman.
Later Dayz.
-JC
2/26/00
Hehehe, I'm so funny, Diary. I just told you my greatest joke. hehehe.
Why u not laughin, punk? Wanna start something? *breaks into MJ's "Wanna Be Startin' Something?* Huh? huh? c'mon!
Nah, kidding! lol!!!!
My FurryMan Skeeto is going down- fast. Apparently (like that word? So do I) Britney's BABY ONE MORE TIME pink pom-pom hair bands are out. Didnt last a week.
I just re-braided my pretty hair. Though It's not long anymore. Just thought you'd want to know.
Hey, I got another joke....hehe, wasn't that funny? gotta tell more Jokes!
BYEBYEBYE!
Chris
2/26/00
Yo, Diary-
Wussup? I be chillin'.
No, that is not working. I was trying to be more like Justin. I thought that when I bought everyone diaries, it would bring me closer to the guys, but...no... Justin snatched it saying he was so close to throwing it in the gutter, and JC fell asleep on it, Joey tried eating it, and Chris started laughing. Oh well. I get to write my thoughts in here from time to time. Right now, I'm feeling so low. I mean, the guys tease me for being more feminine than them. well, shows how little THEY know! I mean, JC shouldn't be talking. I saw him and Chris and Justin (Joey was eating) running around, throwing flowers everywhere in their pink underwear. and they say I'm feminine! I dont even do that. I would, but I think underwear only is just a sin. A Bad sin. That's just me, though.
Anyway, I have to go now. It was nice meeting you!
bye!
-Lancette, but you can call me Lancie.
Oh my GOSH, Diary. Oh Lordy. Justy LOOKED at me today. I can't believe it. (Oh yeah, Fe is helping me write this out) he LOOKED at me. Something he hasn't done since we were in our MMC Days. I miss those days. I was actually smart then. S-M-R-T!....so....
That new song that I "sang" came to number 1 today. I wonder if I should tell my fans that my background singers actually sang the whole thing. (Fe is telling me not to)...nah. I get the credit, fame, and money, AND JUSTY, when I say that I did a song...so...
Oops doesn't suck big like that Baby song where I want the guy to hit me.
My fav vid I did was that one with my green shirt and black pants...Crazy, I think it was called... yeah, Fe is telling me that it's called that...anyway, I like it because I show my cleevage when I sit in that chair and look cross-eyed at the camera and bend down. oh yeah, I just imagined that Justy was behind me. Other than that, I hate the vid. I was barely in it! I mean, all those dance shots....stunt people! I only did the standing still parts.
I liked that one on the bridge after my implants because I showed my newly shaped boobies. Oh, Fe says to call them Breasts. Ew! I totally don't like that word. Forget Fe! I dont, like, need her in my, like, uh, writing. I totally think, like my writing's fine.
*pops gum*
you know...*files nail* Justy is really cute. Should I, like, call him? Hold on....err! my nails are still wet and I totally got babyblue nailpolish on my pink porcilin (sp?) phone!....
Grr. Justy isnt, like, picking it up, you know? His machine is going on and it says my name in it. It says like
"Yo, dis be the TennMan, numba 1 1/2, Ah aint by da phone now, so leave dis fly boy a messege. If dis is Britney-Ho, do me a favor n hang up! Ah dont like you, neva did, neva will! If dis is Kobe...nah, ah be kiddin, I dunno Kobe Bryant! Peace, Love, and Hairgrease!"
Hmmm, I didn't know that he, like, knows Kobe Bryant. He's a football guy, right?
*no, britney, he plays basketball*
I think I seen him play on that California team. Oh Lordy, I'm off track. hehe. I better burn myself in my tanning microwave. Tootles!
~~~~~Britney~~~~~
2/26/00
Dear Diary-
Ah betta not be caught wit mah pink diary w/ Britney-Ho on it.
Mostly by J.C. He'll be makin fun of me! So, our little secret, k? This may be kinda cool. Lance gave me dis diary. Ah's be down with dis. That Britney-Ho be callin me up to-day. Ug. Uh-oh, J.C.'z comin!
Love always,
Justy
3/14/00
Dear my precious Diary-
Ah be gittin used to dis thang. Don't be tellin JC, but I brought dis fine girl to mah crip last night. She had these bodily proportions (ohh, u like dat-word- doncha?) {as my rapper dawg said back in da old skool} that would pop n eye out, ya hear? Oh, God, she was da bomb! She was good, too. Wanted to be on top n stuff. (Look at my grammar there! Dude, I think my English/Grammar courses be gittin betta! Ah'm pullin a passin D- in there!) but then I woke up. The girl was gone. Babygirl, you're gone. Oooh, that could be a song of mine! Neway, where was ah? Oh yeah, dat girl. Outta mah life...aint that a song lyric of ours? U know, Ah'm a lyrical genius, Beat-boxin' dopily fresh, n what da DILLI-O! NeWayz, yo, I gotsa skate. (Mah hand be crampin from so much writin) Ah be stealin' Joey's "clean" video.
Love Always,
Justy
3/18/00
Dear my pretty little Diary-
U wont believe it, Diary. Rejected like a rebound! Dis fly girl I be seein near da Piggly Wiggly (mah fav grocery store!) to-day had flat out said NO to me. to ME. I be da hottest dawg in Memphis! Ah'm big pimpin in Memphis Tennesee, bab-ay! Yo, where wuz ah? Oh yeah. Dat fly honey down the road. She be wearin a Britney-Ho outfit, extentions (mah new fav word that ah can spell) n suckin on a lollipop, and she be outside da Piggly Wiggly waitin for a bus. (that sounds like my man LL Cool J's song) n dat gurl broke mah little heart! (Ah know I be fine to-morrow dogh) *editors side note: dogh=though* Ah gotsa be gettin off here, Joey wants to play a game of Chutes n Ladders- I always kick his ass n dat game!
Love Always,
Justy
