Chris and Justin here. We're gonna fill this thing out. We got in touch with our emotional and feminine side. Ok, maybe not.
-Chris and Justin
> 1. WHAT TIME IS IT: Tool Time. Ha ha, Thanks to Chris for coming up with that clever one.
> 2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate? Christina Alana Kirkie and Justina Randi Tumbleweed. changed to Chris and Justin b/c of Lou.
> 3. Nicknames: Shorty-Chris and "Shorty" (HINT HINT, down there. SUPERSIZE IT! HOLD THE PICKLE!) -Justin
> 4. Parent's names: Bev and Byron-Chris and Lynn + Paul, and Randy and Lisa- Justin
> 5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday: 12-Chris and 32-Justin
> 6. Date that you regularly blow them out: on "National Stupidity Day"-Chris and "Basketball Day"-Justin
> 7. Pets: Joey..... and Busta and Kariya
> 8. Height: 3ft2-Chris and 7ft6-Justin
> 9. Eye color: poop brown -Chris. Crystal babyblue for the lovely young lady fans who all want me. -Justin
> 10. Hair color: P!nk like Gwen Stefani and it's pretty-Chris. I aint got no hair, foo'. -Justin
> 11. Piercing: on our dicks -both.
> 12. Tattoos: on my ass (chris). One of bigbird and one of a pretty pink fairy. (Justin)
> 13. Favorite color: pink and pale yellow...all pastels. -chris. Oh yeah- me, j-dawg LOVES babyblue!!!!!
> 14. Birthplace: Penn-Chris. and Tenn-Justin
> 15. Hometown: Orlando, FL for both of us (we're also known as Bert n Ernie) also Penn n Tenn
> 18. ...Been in love before? No, love is for girls and Justin saysloves his basketball . Britney THINKS he loves her. -Chris
> 19. ...Been to Africa? yes-both
> 20. ...Been toilet-papering? What do you think? -both
> 21. ...Been drunk? all the time-Chris. I have to buy Chris' beer, coz he's 12. I drink all the time too- Justin
> 22. ...Been toilet-papered? um....no. -Both, lying.
> 23. ...Loved somebody so much it made you cry? We dont cry. -Both
> 24. (THIS? Or THAT?): THAT!-Chris THIS!- Justin *both start catfighting*
> 25. Croutons or Bacon Bits: rocks-Chris. sprees-Justin
> 26. 2 doors or 4 (on a car) : if i can fit Blinkie the Clown in, I'm fine, oh yeah. and an elephant.-Chris. I need to fit my basketballs in there- Justin
> 27. Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pibb! -Both
> 28. Coffee or Ice cream: too drunk to have any of that -both
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29. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Stuffed animals are for JC. we're MEN. -Both. (Notice how they didnt say a thing about the blanket?) >
30. Dumpee or Dumper: uh.... trick question? > >
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE... > >
31. ...Salad Dressing: sugar.-both >
32. ...color of socks: anything pink or "cool" -Chris babyblue ones with princess designs on it from Claire's -Justin >
33. ...Number: 69 for me, and 1 1/2 for Justin -Chris >
34. ...Why?: What do you think? -Both >
35. ...favorite place to be kissed (keep it clean)? kiss? YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!!! girls are icky!!! -Chris . I dont kiss, I go farther -Justin >
36. ...Movie (only one): Barney Movie-Chris. Model Behavior (coz i be lookin fly and so is maggie), Basketball Diaries, Space Jam, Selena (coz of Jen Lo) -Justin (edit: HA! I called her Jen Lo b4 everyone else called her JLo!!) >
37. ...Quote from a movie: "I love u, u love me..." the barney song! We're gonna do a cover song of that one! on our Next album. THE BARNEY ALBUM. -Chris. All my lines in Model Behavior and Jack of All trades, oh yeah, all the scenes I was in when I was a punkass on MMC" -Justin >
38. ...Favorite Holiday: St Patricks Day-Chris. When I get the gifts- Justin >
39. ...Food: Mexican, it gives me gas-Chris Pasta and applejacks- Justin. >
40. ...Day of the week: When I can stay up until 9pm-Chris. When Britney isnt around, and when I have time for some basketball or shopping for babyblue clothes- Justin.
41. ...Song at the moment: At this very moment? This very moment? Or of this week? -Chris "Baby One More Time" "Girlfriend/Boyfriend" "Thong Song"- video only. -Justin >
42. ...TV show: Undressed, Barney, basketball games, football games, Kids Inc and MMC reruns, reruns of: Mr Wizard, Lil Bits, Eureka's Castle, Muppet babies, David the Knome (we cant spell, excuse us) and Nick Jr. oh yeah, TELETUBBIES! -both >
43. ...Hotel: anything disney cute, with pink walls- Chris. AWAY FROM BRITNEY! Where all the girls be at!-Justin >
44. ...Word: I love you, u love me...-Chris. Who's your daddy?-Justin. Ok, so they're quotes. so SUE US! wait, we alread were- chris. >
45....Least Favorite Word(s): crunk-Chris dude-Justin. >
46. ...Toothbrush: JC doesnt use one-both. >
47. ...Restaurant: Chuck E Cheese-Chris. Dairy Slut, Slut Queen, McSluts, Burger Slut, Slut King, Wendy is a Slut, Jack inside the Slut, Slut in the Box...-Justin >
48. ...Flower: pretty ones-both >
49. ...Least Favorite Subject: our FAV's are home ecs coz we sew. >
50. ...Alcoholic Drink: dude, 3$ sex on the beach. ok....nevermind. EVERYTHING!-both >
51. ...Sport to Watch: Football-Chris. basketball- Justin. figure skating- both as well as Lance. >
52. ...Shape of Ice: heart shaped- Chris. basketball shaped, pamela anderson shaped-Justin >
53. ...Love Song : Our own God Spent. -both >
54....rap song: Forgot About Dre-Chris. I can't listen to rap anymore, my mommy says to stick with country and now Limp/Korn//Blink182. -Justin >
55. .. Rock or alternative song: LENNY KRAVITZ!!!!-Chris. BLINK182!!!!!!! LIMP!!!! KoRn!!!!!-Justin >
56. ...Zoo Exhibit: cute animals- both. if the animals can play b-ball...how bout the gorilla cage? wait, that's the BSB, lets stay away from that.-Justin >
57. ...Sesame Street Character: Burt n Ernie, we're compared to them-both >
58. ...Disney/Warner bros.: all the cute ones-both>
59. ...Fast Food Restaurant: Taco Bell-Chris. Damn it, I'm not gonna repeat myself, see the last restaurant question. -Justin, slightly pissed. > >
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> 60. When was your last hospital check up? last week, I gave birth to a baby giraffe-Chris. last night, accident in bed with Britney.-Justin. >
61. Do You Drink Excessively? yes -Both >
62. What color is your bedroom's carpet? pink-Chris babyblue!!!!-Justin >
63. What was the name of your childhood blanket? Busta-Chris. Lil Penny and Justy. Both babyblue-Justin. >
64. How many times did you fail your permit and/or drivers license: never took one-Chris. 3 times-Justin>
65. What do you think of Ouija boards?: a WHAT? we cant pronounce that -both >
66. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? me n Justin will still be in the music business, living together still, the two of us will have a couple more kids, -Chris >
67. Who is the last person that you got mail from: Angello and Danielle, telling me about their affair. Good for them! -Chris. Britney wrote me. uck! Looks like she had help writing it too.-Justin >
68. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: uh....errr....I'm going to keep that quiet-chris. uh, no, mommy. -Justin >
69. Which single store would you choose to Max your credit card? The joke shop, Disney store, and Trashy Lingerie-Chris. The Sex Super Store, and it will be my own store that I created! -Justin >
70. What do you do most often when you are bored? give each other blow jobs-both >
71. What words or phrases do you overuse: wheeeeee!!!!!!! hehehehehehe!-Chris. Who's your daddy-Justin >
72. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest > away: Angello in LA. wait, I live there too!-Chris All my girl fans in Germany-Justin >
73. Most annoying thing is: Justin's techniques in bed-Chris. Chris in general-Justin >
74. Funniest thing: Milk coming out your nose (Rugrats) -both >
75. Bedtime: about 8:30-Chris unless i'm working, which is rare. Or clubbing- then it's 8:45. Whenever I'm bored with the sex that night-Justin >
76. Who will respond to this fastest? Joey. That dorkus thinks he's cool. -both >
77. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to send it > back? JC and Lance coz we make fun of them too much. We dont have any other friends. >
78. what time is it now: tool time Ended -both, with Chris crying.
* * * MTV's Chris Connelly recently interviewed Britney Spears. (real questions, real interview, just twisted answers)
MTV: Tell me about growing up in your hometown in Kentwood, Louisanna.
Britney Spears: There's no Victoria's Secret! How bout Britney's Secret? Cuz I got a few...
MTV: How often do you get to spend there, though? Not much anymore, right?
Britney: Where? I told you THERE IS NO VICTORIA'S SECRET!
MTV: What's your life like when you're there now? Does it seem totally transformed?
Britney: Seriously? I do nothing at all. I try on this sexy *Chris coughs and chokes on his spit* stuff on for Justy
MTV: I hear your little sister's kind of an up-and-coming performer, also.
Britney: oh yeah, she gets it from me. I show her all the techniques. Justy is nice enough to let her practice on him...so... hehe
MTV: You were shy and quiet?
Britney: No...not really. Justy made me feel totally at ease. Oh Lordy, my manager is going to kill me for leaking this! Oh well!
MTV: But you were dying to perform.
Britney: Oh, yeah. Definatly!...so...
MTV: Do you feel like you missed a lot, being a performer? Or are you really grateful for all the things you've gotten to do? Britney: I miss being a performer? No.
MTV: That's not what we asked, twit.
Britney: It wasn't?
MTV: What do you give up? The chances to go out and hang at the McDonald's or just to do stuff like other people?
Britney: NO!!!!! I *WONT* GIVE UP MY IMPLANTS!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!! *fights off the bodyguards that have tried to calm her down* oh, sorry bout that...hehe... MC Donalds is fattening. If i eat that, I wouldn't fit in those outfits Justy likes me in.
MTV: Who do you travel with that helps you stay centered? Britney: Justy!!!!!
MTV: Speaking of your mom, do you ever think to yourself, Maybe I've done her proud now? Maybe I've been some of the things she dreamed about?
Britney: I didn't say my mommy, silly. Listen to me. I said JUSTY. I hope he dreams about me. *stares into the air and twirls her hair. Then she drools*
MTV: Are you closer now than you were before?
Britney: Phisically or what? Yes! Definatly!
MTV: Let's talk a little about being a celebrity. Do you still get excited meeting famous people?
Britney: No, cuz I'm better than Madonna and Mariah and stuff. *stands on table* MORE FAMOUS THAN THE BEATTLES AND ROLLING STONES...I did a remake of... *falls down and hits her knee* ...MOMMY!!! LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO GET MORE IMPLANTS!! I mean...uh, knee surgery.
*back from surgery, with even BIGGER boobs
MTV: Do you feel a rivalry with other people in the business? There's always talking back and forth...
Britney: Mmmm, back n forth... oh yeah, back to reality. DUH! like, yeah, I'm better than Christina. I'm more sexy.
MTV: You told me earlier that your mom's a worrywart. Do you worry about yourself, or do you worry about other people? Britney: I'm worried bout going back to the big scary place- u know, where u go when your sick, get implants, sugery...-
MTV: hospital?
Britney: yeah. because of Justy getting outta countrol and I choke on his "stuff".
MTV: What sort of things?
Britney: I JUST SAID! LISTEN TO ME! Change the subject to my video's or something.
MTV: Are you picking all that stuff now? Are you playing a big role with the video director, with the choreographer?
Britney: I WANTED THE PART IN DIRTY DANCING! I wanna be like, a playboy bunny, you know, a porn star....ah, my ultimate fantasy... *somehow falls off chair and hits her head* OWWW!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!! I HIT MY HEAD AGAIN!
Day In the Lives of NSync
