Only our Theories
ANYONE-including brass- HAVE ANY PICS TO BACK THIS INFO UP??? PLEASE EMAIL THEM!
1) JC's on Crack
2) Justin's an alocholic
3) Chris is actually 18
4) Lance is a girl
5) Joey is convinced that he's the *real* Superman (so wont the real superman please stand up, please stand up)
6) Britney is really Eminem's mom
7) Lou is on crack as well
8) *NSync steals BSB's songs (true. true...but only becoz of Louie)
9)The others hate Lance
10) Lance and Nick Carter make a perfect couple...why else are they dating?
11) Joey feels left out of Lancettes and Nicki's relationship
12) Chris Loves Justin and Justin loves Chris
13) Joey loves Lance, and Lance loves Joey
14) JC's left out...oh well, he can be with Lou since they're both on crack.
15) Britney takes Christina's songs
16) She's dating TJ, her cousin, Robbie, Justin, Prince William, AND REGIS PHILBAN. (yes, you heard right. Regis Philban. Lance hooked them up the other year)
17) *taken out*
18) Brit pays magazines extra money to put her in them
19) talks bout NSync for publicity
20) Chris' spider FINALLY left his head. (ok, that one is proven true)
21) Lance realizes he loves Justin.
22) Chris is pissed at both coz Justin left him. He's taking it to People's Court...or Divorce Court, I mean
23) The guys and Lou found Chris on the street as a hooker. Decided he should join for his pretty looks
24) Lancette Bass from Mississippi likes the color pink "coz he's from Mississippi"
25) Justin named his ass Bob The Penguin. (COPY CATTER! THAT'S MY BUTT'S NAME!)
26) Joeys best friends are Bobo the trained Monkey, (his publicist..and mine) Archibald the Iguana, Ichibod the Kiwala (sp?) and Bernie Shwartz.
WE NEED MORE THEORIES! WE KNOW THERE'S MORE UNDER THE COUCH! JOEY IS SITTING ON THEM. WE'LL PROVIDE THE TRUCK AND THE HEALTH INSURANCE iF YOU GET JOEY OFF THE COUCH.
