You used to eat pigs ‘till one day ya thought
What would they think of this bacon I got
But pigs they can’t think, and neither can you
Or else you would see that this fact it is true

That tasty animals are stupid
They can’t even think at all
They don’t have a brain and they’re all the same
I think I'll eat one now, oh yeah

Lamb chops are good eating and so is a steak
All bloody and red and make no mistake
Who don’t love sausage, roast beef by the pound
Surely there’s not anybody around that don’t know

That tasty animals are stupid
They can’t even think at all
They don’t have a brain and they’re all the same
I think I'll eat one now, oh yeah

Animals aren’t smart enough to talk
And they waste up all our space
And if we didn’t eat them
They’d trample the human race, oh yeah!

If you eat meat to stay healthy or fit
I’ll tell you there’s really no problem with it
Or if it’s because the processing’s gross
Than you are the ones that clutch sanity the most

Cuz you know!

That tasty animals are stupid
They can’t even think at all
They don’t have a brain and they’re all the same
I think I'll eat one now, oh yeah!
They don’t have a brain and they’re all the same
I think I'll eat one now, oh yeah!

They don’t have a brain!
And they’re all the same!
I know I'll eat one now!!!!