A man walked into a restaurant and seated
himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take
his order. ". . .and to drink?" she asked.
The man said he would like coffee.
The waitress promptly returned with a cup of
coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when
she stopped at the table. "Oh my Gosh! I am
so sorry!"
"That's OK," the man said, sopping up the
puddle on his pants with his a napkin. "But
tell me, is this regular or decaf?"
"Regular," she replied. "Oh great ... now
this thing is going to be up all night!"
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