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REDNECK DEFINITIONS
Arbitrator- A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable -What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney- Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette- The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize -What a crook sees with
Control- A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters- Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse- What an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper- A clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes- What a guy in a boat does
Left Bank -What the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty- How golfers create divots
Paradox- Two physicians
Parasites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist- Helper on the farm
Polarize- What penguins see with
Primate- Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief- What trees do in the spring
Rubberneck- What you do to relax your wife
Seamstress- Describes 250 pounds in a size six
Selfish -What the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued- A guy who works on a submarine
Sudafed- Bringing litigation against a government official
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