(sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") 


Dog tags ring. Are you listenin'?

In the lane, Snow is glistenin'.

It's yellow, NOT white. 

I've been there tonight,

Marking up my winter wonderland.


Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.

It's a signFor wandering vagrants.

Avoid where I pee. It's MY pro-per-ty

Marked up as my winter wonderland."



In the meadow, Dad will build a snowman,

following the classical design. 
So all the world will know 
it's mine-mine-mine!


Straight from me to the fence post,

flows the stream that I love most.


It says "Stay off my TURF, 
this small piece of earth,

I marked it as my winter wonderland." 




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