A teacher was doing a study of children's senses in a first-grade class using a bowl of Lifesavers. She gave the children all the same kind of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color is it?"
The children began to say, "Red . . . cherry . . . yellow . . . lemon . . . green . . . lime . . . purple . . . grape."
Finally, she gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children suck on them for a while, but can't decipher the taste.
"Well," she said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother would call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror,
spit hers out, and yelled:
"Everybody spit it out, they're assholes!"
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