The Crazy Characters In This Story

Because the story has gotten so long and has had so many characters, I'm providing some notes on the major players. Photos are included for some of them. Those of us who are currently contributing are marked with an *

Daniel Johns - You know about him, and we all love the guy. However, in this story, he is often portrayed as sex-crazed (and Robin's secret lover, hints are dropped at many points in the story). Daniel has serious problems with meat and leather pants...and if you don't like the portrayal of Daniel, blame KelNino, it's mostly her fault :p

Ben Gillies - another given. He's a bit of a conversation moderator sometimes, but also has a knack for teasing Daniel about his beliefs.

Chris Joannou - Well, duh. In keeping with the fact that he's the one who usually does the least talking, he's often portrayed as a dorky sort of fellow with a cracking voice. Again, blame KelNino.

Robin - English guy with a band, an attitude (he's too good to help us write the story now...), and he probably hasn't read this far, but now he's got a thing for bananas and sexy men...'nuff said, lol.

Ada - She's cute, she's chirpy, and oh yes, she's The Chosen One with special powers. Refer to Parts One and Two for a better explanation.

*dreamer - Me. And I have super powers and glittery purple platform shoes with 5-inch heels (yes, I really have a pair, and I can really walk in them). I'm the sane one.

*Kelnino - Fronts an Atlanta-based band called Yo Mama. Randomly turns into (male) rock stars. Writes herself into nearly all of the action.

Kearbear - Friend of KelNino. The youngest of the Bathroom Pioneers, with the lame power of throwing rocks really hard. Kearbear seems to have a problem with keeping a consistent personality, one minute she's a sweetie and the next she's plotting the death of Robin...hmmm...

*Junta - heh, she's kinda random too. Junta is bright and has magical powers (we think she's either a sorceress or just gifted).

Redwing and Saurus - Neo-Bathroom Pioneers of the future, who transport us from universe to universe. KelNino wrote Saurus in so poor lonely little me would at least have a fictional love interest...*sigh* poor me.

Scars - I don't know her too well, but at this point she's also kind of a conversation monitor. Without her, things could get really random. More so than they already are, that is.

*fireangel/Angie - See above. I don't know her that well but she's nice.

Flash - An escaped slave from Britney's workers. He's got "mad street-fighting skill" and a nasty brand on his back. We wrote him as having gothic style and "piercings in odd places." He, too, is purely fictional.

rockstar - She hasn't been in the story for a while so I'm not quite sure what I can say about her...

Nathaniel Johns - Daniel's evil twin brother (fictional, of course, and not what you think)

Jill - You may know her as emotionalhell from chat or the boards. Kelnino brought her into the story as an exorcist, and now she's biting back.

Heath Johns - Daniel's younger brother. Yeah, he comes in every now and then. Usually to tease Daniel, of course.

Bailey the glowing bunny - Kearbear's magical pet. Clap your hands, and it glows.

Sweep - Daniel's sweet little dog and beloved wife.

Hero and Teddy - KelNino and Kearbear's gay horse lovers. We try to keep them out of the story, they're just embarrassing.

Assorted celebrities appear in the story from time to time, but I don't think I need to profile them...

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