Yeah...like I said. Kelnino entered the March - June competition eight times, so here are her other seven entries (most of them are funny):
Ben: And for his excellent performance in the musical
production, Peter Pan...Chris gets one thumb up!
Daniel: I understand the problems with my wish, including not being a US citizen, but I'm going to work to the best of my abilities to become the best damn president of the United States that the world
has ever seen. My first act as a candidate is to appoint Ben Gillies as my running mate -
Daniel: Hello, I'm afraid I have some terrible news...our good mate, Ben Gillies, has just been diagnosed with a chronic disease that causes heaps of increasingly destructive brain tissue degredation -
Ben: Yeah! My boy, Chris, has just passed his bar exam! Good show, Chris!
Daniel: Yes, I'm very proud of the direction that silverchair has taken. I really think we've matured in the last year or so and I think we're taking our music and our career much more seriously than in the past, right, Ben?
Ben and Chris: Yeah! Giving your bandmates acid is hella awesome!
"Yeah! I knew you could do it, Daniel! I never thought you could beat Chris in a drinking contest!" Ben yelled in a very manly way as he gave a fan a high five. "Hey, Dannyboy! Wake up! It was only
American beer...and come on Chris, don't be such a sore loser!" Back to silverchair
stuff
Kelnino, lover of all that is silverchair stuff
:
Daniel: He should get two thumbs just for those tights he had to wear...
Kelnino (dreamer- have told you how awsome you are lately?):
Ben: Free beer for anyone! Vote for Johnsy!
Chris: Can I be the first lady?
Kelnino the Persistent:
Ben: I'm going to the moon! Yaaaah!
Chris: Easy there, Ben. Ben - get off me...Ben, stop it.
Ben: Cha cha cha!
Kelnino (again. The creativity just keeps flowing...)
:
Daniel: Well Gillies, we couldn't find any other lawyer to help us solve our problems with Sony -
Ben (nervously): Hehe, everybody - let's hear it for Chris! The best lawyer to ever grace the stage!
Kelnino The Conqueror:
Kelnino:
Daniel: What's acid? Dur...
Kelnino:
"I'm not...I got to go to the bathroom..." Chris moaned, trying to contain his bladder.
Kelnino also sent me her account of how she got into silverchair in the first place. I'm putting it here for now...it just seems logical...
Okay, so I used to have to walk my dog every night down to the park and back (well, until he croaked anyway.) and I'd always wear my little radio
around. At the time, 99x was playing a lot of Marvelous 3 and Collective Soul, which really did get monotonous after a while, but one night this really
cool, jammy rock song came on. The words were kinda repetetive (we are the youth, blah blah blah), but very catchy, and the beat was absolutely headbangable. I loved the tune! Over the next week, the DJs played it constantly and were getting awesome feedback on it, but never really announced who it was. But one night I was walking the dog and the DJ said "Here's Anthem for
the Year 2000 by our old friends silverchair," and the song came on. At that moment I went "Jesus Christ! That is not silverchair!" right out loud in the middle of the park. I felt kinda stupid afterward, but it was
just awwsome hearing a band that I thought had died. That was the night that I officially became a chairhead! And that's my story. Ta-dah!
peace, love, silverchair,
Kelnino
And since you're still reading, here's her honest opinion of my site:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate my page? -5
How did you get here? Some stupid message board
Will you visit again? nah, you suck, Dreamer!
What do you like about my site? Maybe that naked pic in the gallery. Oh wait, wrong site. Nop, I don't like anything here
What don't you like? Lemme think....the whole page?
How can I improve the page? burn it
Anything else you want to say? Peace, love, silverchair--KelNino (You know I love you, Dreamer.
It's for your own good. haha.)(nono, I really do like your page. I just wanted you to to a double-take)