AJ Quotes
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"I hate my hair in the video, Carson."
"I've just been kissed."
"I look like a convict."
"Bring on the women."
"I hate clowns, they freak me out."
"You can take a shower and do your laundry at the same time. . .anyone got any fabric softner?"
"Go on, Grandpa!"
"This is like, hip."
"Jet lag is horrible."
"I think I'm a man."
"I love cooking"
"It'd be the street tour!"
"We have a huge phone bill!"
"I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any."
"When it's done nobody can do anything about it!"
"Thank you."
"Someone to play Nintendo with him."
"It's all the same type of stuff."
"Beautiful thing."
"I have to have it. I was raised on it. Everyday after school, from when I was in grade school, if I got an A or even a B, my grandmother is like 'You want to go to McDonalds?'"
"Sure, why not?"
"You see Howie, that's how you gotta do it man, Howie, Howie! Yo yo, D!"
"Welcome to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, Mr.Rogers can't be here today I'm taking his place."
"Sorry. We've been busy. Bull, yeah, We're definitely going to put it on the next album."
"I shop more than most women."
"I love you all!"
"I think that's me."
"It's gonna be a kick butt show!"
"Yes he does!"
"Nick's gonna be on a sugar rush."
"We'll stay up all night and party."
"Music is love, love is music, music is my life & I love my life. Take care & Goodnight!!!"
"Rok, behave yourself, we're on national television."
"Good God, it's Kevin!"
"Smile Howie. Beautiful teeth."
"My brother Phil, and my brother Bill. Don't make 'em angry!"
"I don't miss McDonalds because there's one in every country, all around the world, so I'm in heaven in every country I go to, I find a McDonalds. Even at the airport...It's everywhere!!"
"I got a big heart man!!"
"I'm the king of hotels when it comes to not paying my bill. I'll go through the mini bar, take all the cokes and orange juices and tell them I've not had anything at all when they ask the next morning. I do end up paying for it in the long run. I got away with it for a while but then they caught on."
"This is Sweet"
"Caught me without my sunglasses!"
"Howie doesn't buy too much"
"Thank you to our biggest fans, Blink 182!"
"They're crazy!"
"It's nuts! It's crazy! It's ludicrous!"
"I had my first kiss when I was four and kissed my next-door neighbor's daughter. Her name was Jennifer and then I ran away. "
"Being honest, when I see an attractive girl I have to say that the first thing I look at is, well, if she's looking at me, her eyes - but if she's not then....her booty! I watch it go from side to side. It doesn't matter what size it is but.... Yeah, I know, I'm a man! I'm sorry! "
"I'm comin' down, yo!"
"They even go up to our hotel rooms after we check out and grab socks or boxers we accidentally left behind. Then they'll whip them out and ask us to sign them.And we're like,'How did you get these?"
"It's your shoes Nick."
"It's all your fault Nick "
"You didn't have to eat it."
"That thing flushes forever!"
"I gotta go, I'm sittin on the toilet."
"Where the hell am I going?"
"It's like wearing saran wrap."
"I almost lost my pants onstage."
"Meeting a girl is all about looking across a room and catching a smile."
"Nice guy isn't he?"
"If you can get your face on the front page of the Enquirer, for example, you know you've made it."
"Bass me."
"I've been bassed."
"Sometimes I won't even answer to AJ...I'll just answer to Bone. "
"I'd like to say thanx to all the beautiful, lovely, sexy ladies in my house tonight. "
"Da da da da don't say that "
"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?" ~Katie
"What the heck, dude?!" ~Jocelyn
